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His infatuation turned to obsession, he would watch her at work... He would follow her home... Yes, everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
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'At this age, they can't really be coached. It's more like you herd them in one direction and hope the ball goes into the goal.'
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'Listen up! Me and Everyone else will run for our lives. Dewey You stay back and block.'
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'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'
'Mary had a little smartphone. It's case was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, her phone was sure to go.'
'There are gonna be some changes around here.'
"I love the little ways you're identical to everyone else."
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Counting Sheep Gone Wrong
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Tags:little bo peep, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, sheep, lamb, animal, animals, farm, farms, shepherd, shepherds, shepherdess, shepherdesses, herdsman, herdsmen, herdswoman, herdswomen, girl, girls, boy, boys, woman, women, men, man, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships
"I've never trusted cows."
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'Yeah, that one looks like a sheep, too...'
Why Are You Following Me?
"I'm not saying the lamb is good, but nobody's complained about it yet."
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"So how much will the new IT system cost?"
"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."
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"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."
'Yeah, sure, a 'family outing'! I'm telling you, it's that time of year and he's eyeing my horns!'
'Where Argyle sweaters come from...'
"Gigot de sept heures."
"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."
'I'm sorry Mary, you know the rules.'
A Farmer's Favourite Sheep
Bo Peeps sheep looking for her in airport.
Lamb coughing up wool balls