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Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'
Bedtime Of The Gods
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ancient, ancient egypt, egypt, egyptian, egyptians, pagan, paganism, pagans, personification, personify, bedtime, teeth, tooth, toothbrush, dental, dental hygiene, dental care, oral, oral hygiene, toothpaste, floss, tooth paste, flossing, offering, offerings, sacrifice, sacrificing, god, gods, avatar, descended, descending, primitive, early man, primitive man, religious, religion, religious offering, religious imagery, invert, inverted, inversionThe Sphinx Speaks
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riddle, riddles, puzzle, puzzles, puzzling, puzzled, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, mysteriously, art, arts, ancient, ancient history, historical, myth, myths, mythical, mythic, mythical creatures, mythical creature, mystic, mystical, mystical creatures, mysticism, ancient egypt, egypt, egyptian, egyptology, pithy, pithiness, pithy statements, modern, modern life, modern living, real estate, real-estate, realtor, realtors, advice, advise, advising, decipher, deciphers, implication, implications, cryptic, cryptic advice, pun, puns, word play, play on words, word-play"I can't read a thing. They all must have been doctors."
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doctor, doctors, handwriting, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, physician, physicians, healthcare, hieroglyphics, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, egyptian, egyptians, egypt, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, egyptologist, egyptologists, medical profession, medical professions"The Great Ikeamids"
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furniture, flat pack furniture, flat pack, self-assembly furniture, budget furniture, furniture store, furniture stores, furniture shop, furniture shops, pyramid, pyramids, the great pyramids, the great pyramids of egypt, egypt, egyptian pyramids, egyptian pyramid, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.
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egypt, egyptian, egyptians, ancient egypt, pyramid, pyramids, stone, stones, build, building, work, working, labor, laboring, sun, heat, desert, sign, signs, safety, health and safety, safety warning, safety warnings, pyramid builder, deserts, pyramid builders"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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nubis, underworld, god, gods, egyptian god, egyptian gods, egyptian, egyptians, ancient egypt, jackal, jackals, judgement, judgements, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal representation, legal representative, legal team, legal teams, advice, advisor, advisors, soul, souls, feather, feathers, weight, weigh, weighing"You were right—I do feel more productive standing."
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prisoner, prisoners, rowing, rows, rowed, productive, productivity, boat, boats, ship, ships, ancient, ancients, ancient rome, ancient greece, ancient egypt, desk, desks, standing desk, standing desks, standing-desk, standing-desks, fad, fads, trend, trends, absurd, history, historical, modern trends, worker, workers, productive, productivity, parody, parodies, satire, satirical"I think my harem is seeing someone else."
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ancient egypt, ancient egyptians, ancient egyptian, egypt, egyptian, egyptians, pharaoh, pharaohs, harem, harems, cheating, cheater, cheaters, breakups, breaking up, relationship issues, relationships issue, relationship problems, relationship problem, sharing your worries, drowning your sorrows, drown your sorrows'... And looking at the extended forecast. We see the swarms of locusts moving out by the weekend just in time for another wave of burning hail.'
"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"
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pyramids, pyramid, ancient pyramids, ancient pyramid, pyramid of giza, pyramids of giza, great pyramid of giza, great pyramids of giza, egyptians, egypt, ancient egypt, egyptian, slavery, understatement, understated, slaver, slave driver, construction, construct, constructs, thank, thanking, thanks, building, build, consolation, history, old, historical, ancient, ancients, egyptology, egyptologist, egyptologists, pharaoh, pharaohs"Actually what I had in mind was something a little larger."
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pyramid, pyramids, larger, large, architect, architects, architecture, build, builds, building, built, builder, builders, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, massive, tomb, thought, idea, ideas, design, designs, designing, designed, pharaoh, pharaohs, engineer, engineers, civil engineer, civil engineersMummy Busks For Coins For His Cases
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mummy, mummies, ancient egypt, egypt, egyptology, egyptian, egyptians, busking, busker, buskers, busk, busks, street performing, street performance, street music, music, musical, musician, musicians, museum, museums, charity, beg, begging, tin cup, tin cups, sarcophagus, case, violin case, cases, coin, coins, money, collect, collection, collecting, historical, ancient, ancient egypt, antique, antiques, artefact, artefacts, egyptian artefact, egyptian artefacts, mummified, mummification"And that's my tomb."
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tomb, tombs, pyramid, pyramids, giza, egypt, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, pharaoh, pharaohs, architect, architects, architecture, immortal, immortality, immortality fantasy, immortality fantasies, grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, real estate, house, houses, home, homes, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, wealth, wealthy, extravagant, extravagance, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'
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team, teams, teamwork, team player, team players, boss, bosses, labor, laborers, egypt, ancient egypt, pyramid, pyramids, pharaoh, pharaohs, out of touch, slave driver, slave drivers, employer, employee, success, credit, manager, managers, management, ceo, ceos"He died young."
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history, historical, egypt, ancient, ancient egypt, egyptian, pyramids, giza, pyramid, tomb, tombs, grave, graves, death, dead, young, youth, died young, age, ages, child, children, kid, kids, pharaoh, pharaohs, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, small, tiny, mini, tourist, tourists, tourism, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists"Your people will remember you for the money you saved them by not building a pyramid."
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egypt, ancient egypt, history, pharaoh, pharaohs, servant, servant, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, pyramid, pyramids, monument, monuments, landmark, landmarks, memorial, memorials, tomb, tombs, death, preparing for death, funeral, desert, government, taxes, tax, construct, construction, construction project, construction projects, build, building project, building projects, saving money, public funds, waste, wasteful spending'The strange thing is it started out as a blueprint for a retirement plan.'