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Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'
"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"
Bedtime Of The Gods
Tags:ancient, ancient egypt, egypt, egyptian, egyptians, pagan, paganism, pagans, personification, personify, bedtime, teeth, tooth, toothbrush, dental, dental hygiene, dental care, oral, oral hygiene, toothpaste, floss, tooth paste, flossing, offering, offerings, sacrifice, sacrificing, god, gods, avatar, descended, descending, primitive, early man, primitive man, religious, religion, religious offering, religious imagery, invert, inverted, inversion
"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"
Mechanical Sphinx Ride.
"This is our most popular model."
The Sphinx Speaks
Tags:riddle, riddles, puzzle, puzzles, puzzling, puzzled, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, mysteriously, art, arts, ancient, ancient history, historical, myth, myths, mythical, mythic, mythical creatures, mythical creature, mystic, mystical, mystical creatures, mysticism, ancient egypt, egypt, egyptian, egyptology, pithy, pithiness, pithy statements, modern, modern life, modern living, real estate, real-estate, realtor, realtors, advice, advise, advising, decipher, deciphers, implication, implications, cryptic, cryptic advice, pun, puns, word play, play on words, word-play
"I can't read a thing. They all must have been doctors."
Tags:doctor, doctors, handwriting, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, physician, physicians, healthcare, hieroglyphics, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, egyptian, egyptians, egypt, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, egyptologist, egyptologists, medical profession, medical professions
"The Great Ikeamids"
Tags:furniture, flat pack furniture, flat pack, self-assembly furniture, budget furniture, furniture store, furniture stores, furniture shop, furniture shops, pyramid, pyramids, the great pyramids, the great pyramids of egypt, egypt, egyptian pyramids, egyptian pyramid, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian
'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.
"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
Tags:nubis, underworld, god, gods, egyptian god, egyptian gods, egyptian, egyptians, ancient egypt, jackal, jackals, judgement, judgements, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal representation, legal representative, legal team, legal teams, advice, advisor, advisors, soul, souls, feather, feathers, weight, weigh, weighing
"You were right—I do feel more productive standing."
Tags:prisoner, prisoners, rowing, rows, rowed, productive, productivity, boat, boats, ship, ships, ancient, ancients, ancient rome, ancient greece, ancient egypt, desk, desks, standing desk, standing desks, standing-desk, standing-desks, fad, fads, trend, trends, absurd, history, historical, modern trends, worker, workers, productive, productivity, parody, parodies, satire, satirical
Ancient Egyptian Game Show
"I think my harem is seeing someone else."
Tags:ancient egypt, ancient egyptians, ancient egyptian, egypt, egyptian, egyptians, pharaoh, pharaohs, harem, harems, cheating, cheater, cheaters, breakups, breaking up, relationship issues, relationships issue, relationship problems, relationship problem, sharing your worries, drowning your sorrows, drown your sorrows
'... And looking at the extended forecast. We see the swarms of locusts moving out by the weekend just in time for another wave of burning hail.'
"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"
Tags:pyramids, pyramid, ancient pyramids, ancient pyramid, pyramid of giza, pyramids of giza, great pyramid of giza, great pyramids of giza, egyptians, egypt, ancient egypt, egyptian, slavery, understatement, understated, slaver, slave driver, construction, construct, constructs, thank, thanking, thanks, building, build, consolation, history, old, historical, ancient, ancients, egyptology, egyptologist, egyptologists, pharaoh, pharaohs
"Actually what I had in mind was something a little larger."
Tags:pyramid, pyramids, larger, large, architect, architects, architecture, build, builds, building, built, builder, builders, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, massive, tomb, thought, idea, ideas, design, designs, designing, designed, pharaoh, pharaohs, engineer, engineers, civil engineer, civil engineers
Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases
Tags:mummy, mummies, ancient egypt, egypt, egyptology, egyptian, egyptians, busking, busker, buskers, busk, busks, street performing, street performance, street music, music, musical, musician, musicians, museum, museums, charity, beg, begging, tin cup, tin cups, sarcophagus, case, violin case, cases, coin, coins, money, collect, collection, collecting, historical, ancient, ancient egypt, antique, antiques, artefact, artefacts, egyptian artefact, egyptian artefacts, mummified, mummification
"And that's my tomb."
Tags:tomb, tombs, pyramid, pyramids, giza, egypt, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, pharaoh, pharaohs, architect, architects, architecture, immortal, immortality, immortality fantasy, immortality fantasies, grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, real estate, house, houses, home, homes, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, wealth, wealthy, extravagant, extravagance, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices
'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'
"He died young."
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"Your people will remember you for the money you saved them by not building a pyramid."
Tags:egypt, ancient egypt, history, pharaoh, pharaohs, servant, servant, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, pyramid, pyramids, monument, monuments, landmark, landmarks, memorial, memorials, tomb, tombs, death, preparing for death, funeral, desert, government, taxes, tax, construct, construction, construction project, construction projects, build, building project, building projects, saving money, public funds, waste, wasteful spending
The Eleventh and Least Effective Biblical Plague...
'The strange thing is it started out as a blueprint for a retirement plan.'
Egyptian archaeologists discover the world's oldest fruitcake.