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"I miss that sense of fulfillment that I had when I was part of a plague."
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The Eleventh and Least Effective Biblical Plague...
'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'
'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'
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"Well, you certainly managed to spoil that party for just about everybody!"
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The Pharoh and Moses as Children.
'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'
'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'
"I'm stepping out of line!"
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"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"
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The plague of frogs begins
'I think we should get flu shots this year.'
Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
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"We plan to swarm in and take this whole region." "Good, I don' thtink the humans are organized enough to stop us."
"I want to catch just enough of the plague to remove these unsightly lines and wrinkles."
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"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"
The Ekert Saga: 'People have stopped buying junk they don't need and started practicing the golden rule...This scourge of niceness is like a viral infection...We need to find...the Anti-Ekert.'
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'It didn't work -- the Egyptians ate the frogs and locusts!'
'What I'd really like to do, of course, is just find a cure for the common plague.'
"It is wonderful here. Except that I'm always in dread of gypsy moths and—since I'm not Jewish—frogs, vermin, flies, blood, pestilence, boils, hail, locusts, darkness and the slaying of my first born."
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"Believe me, they're not expecting us. We're 387-year locusts."
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"Terrorism, plagues, financial collapse. Ferguson keeps us ready for anything!"