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'Basically, we're hoping for a global yeast infection epidemic.'
"You have a yeast infection."
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Corona Cupboard: Day 20
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'Allergy Cafe - All you can Tolerate.'
Pesach crime scene.
Once again, war breaks out in the Middle Yeast.
'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'
'And this is our National Debt Red. It's deep, long-lasting, and we know there's going to be a lot of interest.'
"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."
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New - anaerobic organisms in air-tight containers.
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"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"
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"I'm afraid you have a yeast infection."
'Remember, don't let the dough rise too long."
When men go shopping.
Yeast: Gregarious single-celled organism whose first evolutionary priority was to develop the capacity to synthesize alcohol. Usually well behaved, but can become rowdy in groups.
'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'
The Passover Police
Your bread maker has a yeast infection.
'Talk about wild yeast!'
'I'm on a diet at the moment.' - 'No sugar, no alcohol, no meat, no dairy, no wheat, no yeast.' - 'Basically, dinner times now consist of me quietly weeping into a bowl of overpriced weeds.'
'Those poor, exploited yeast cells have rights, too! How can you possibly drink that with a clear conscience?'
'These are for Ken's homemade Chenin Blance. Trust me, you'll need them.'