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Another motorist fails the field spiral test.
'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'
The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.
"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."
Tags:summer read, summer reads, summer reading, russian novel, russian novels, russian lit, russian literature, dostoyevsky, fyodor dostoyevsky, read, reads, reading, beach read, beach reads, beach reading, beach vacation, beach vacations, classic, classics, literature, great book, great books, great literature, law enforcement, law enforcer, law enforcers, cop, cops, beach, beaches, relax, relaxation, light read, light reads, light reading, vacation, vacations, reader, readers, avid reader, avid readers
Marshal, when you said you were going to clean up this town, we thought you meant...'
Tags:sheriff, sheriffs, marshal, marshals, us marshal, us marshal, law enforcement, law enforcer, law enforcers, public official, public officials, election promise, election promises, wild west, western, westerns, cleaner, cleaning, riminal, criminals, outlaw, outlaws, cleaners, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'We're from the Galactic Bureau of Standards, and this planet is WAY out of compliance!'
"It's marzipan pigs."
Tags:customs, border agent, border agents, marzipan, pig, pigs, drug, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, candy, candies, sweets, drug enforcement, drug-sniffing, dog, dogs, k-9, k-9s, law enforcement, law enforcer, law enforcers, suspicious, suspicious package, suspicious packages, airport, airports, internation flight, international flights, banned item, banned items, banned goods
'I pay your salary!'
Thank you for not breaking the law.
Tags:police, button, new york city, madou, giuliani, rudy giuliani, regional, language, thank you, thank yous, law enforcement, law enforcer, law enforcers, lawbreaker, lawbreakers, enforcer, enforcers, shooting, shootings, police shooting, police shootings, cop, cops, police officer, police officers, police, lax enforcement, mankoff
'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'
"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."
Tags:game warden, game wardens, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, duck hunt, duck hunts, duck hunting, duck hunter, gun, guns, plant guns, plants guns, planting guns, law enforcement, law enforcer, law enforcers, corrupt, corruption, corrupting, hunting law, hunting laws, limit, limits, limitation, limitations, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, restriction, restrictions, hunting restrictions, self-defense, stand your ground, self-defense law, self-defense laws, gun law, gun laws
"There's nobody in right now. They're all out looking for hanky-panky."
Tags:secretary, secretaries, reception, reception desk, reception desks, receptionist, receptionists, general accounting office, government, big government, ethics, ethics committee, ethics committees, scandal, scandals, corruption, corrupt, corrupt system, corrupt systems, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, hanky panky, watchmen, watch men, law enforcement, law enforcer, law enforcers, politician, politicians, corrupt system, corrupt systems
'You're right, Cirone... This is the largest cache of 'obscenity theft' I've ever seen.'
'How many times must I tell you this Jacobsen? 'Round up the usual suspects!'.'
"Sorry, Chief, but Bianca Jagger is here to check on human-rights abuses."
Tags:bianca jagger, celebrity activist, celebrity activists, celebrity activism, human rights, human rights abuse, human rights abuses, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, check on power, checks on powers, checks and balances, watchmen, law, international law, international laws, law enforcement, law enforcer, law enforcers, cause celebre, cause celebres, trend, trends, trendy, hell, hades, devil, devils, satan, afterlife, afterlives, slacktivist, slacktivists, slacktivism
'We suspect copper thieves.'
'Well I'll be damned, you got me on a technicality.'
Unmanned drones are now being marketed to our police departments - ones that can be outfitted with shotguns and grenade launchers.
The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.
'We almost had him, lieutenant. He was about to confess to luring in victims with a duck call...'
Beaning scene - do not cross.
"Seems like just yesterday all we had to know was law and order."
'Get on the ground! Hands behind your head! Move! ... OK, anyone else feel like arguing with the ref?'
Actual excerpt from a 911 tape.
Tags:baseball, baseballer, baseballers, base ball, baseballs, baseball player, baseball players, pitch, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, pitched, policemen, policeman, police men, police man, police, police officer, police officers, law enforcer, law enforcers, 911, 911 call, emergency, in the bleachers