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"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."
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phony, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, nag, nags, nagging, jewish mother, mom, mom, mother, mothers, parent, parents, disappointment, disappointments, passive aggressive, passive-aggressiveness, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, brother, brothers, ne'er do well, compare, compares, comparison, success, successful, con man, con men, con artist, con artists, con, cons, confidence man, confidence men, expectations, high expectations"That's the statue of Do What Your Mother Tells You."
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shpasik, jtoons, immigrants, immigrant, ellis island, statue of liberty, liberty, freedom, obedient, obedience, parents, parent, parenting, jews, jewish, jew, jewish mothers, jewish mother, kvetch, kvetching, america, american"Excuse me for sounding like a Jewish mother, but may I point out that your kid is getting wet."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, jewish, jewish mother, jewish mothers, weather, bad weather, rain, raining, rainy, wet, soaked, pouring, downpour, caring, concerned, worried, worrywart, worrywarts"I still want grandchildren.
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shpasik, jtoons, chaos, end of the world, armageddon, monsters, monster, nag, nagging, jewish mothers, jewish mother, jewish, jews, jew, grandmothers, grandmother, bubbes, bubbe, grandmas, grandma, grandchildren, kvetch, kvetching, mothers, mother"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"
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businessman, businessmen, jewish mother, jewish mothers, jewish, pickled herring, roots, origins, ancestry, family history, culture, cultures, tradition, traditions, cultural food, cultural foods, jewish delicacies, jewish cuisine, family, families, kid, kids, child, children, adult kid, adult kids, adult child, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, mother-son relationship, mother-son relationships, homecooking, homemadeA man and woman look at a statue of an older looking woman with a mixing bowl and apron titled "The Baleboosteh".
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baleboosteh, baleboostehs, balaboosta, balaboostas, homemaker, homemakers, housekeeper, housekeepers, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, art, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, yiddish, jewish, jewish mother, jewish mothers, family, families, parent, parents"Twenty-thousand eggs, but do they ever call?"
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kid, kids, children, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, grown, grown children, grown-up, grown-ups, adult, adults, adulthood, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, battery hen, battery hens, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, mother, mothers, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, contact, stay in touch, staying in touch, jewish, jewish mom, jewish moms, jewish mother, jewish mothers, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, nag, nags, nagging"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."
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shpasik, jtoons, nosy, stalkings, stalking, social media, stalker, technophobes, technophobe, gossip, jewish mothers, jewish mother, help desk, tech support, it"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."
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writer, writers, writing, scribe, scribes, author, authors, bible, bibles, scripture, scriptures, torah, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, son, sons, child, children, jewish, jewish mother, jewish mothers, food, chicken soup, jewish cuisine, stereotype, stereotypes, taking a break, family, familiesDavid, Goliath and Mom.
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david, bible, bibles, judaism, jew, jews, israelite, israelites, israel, bully, bullies, bullying, fight, fights, brawl, brawls, goliath, jewish, jewish mothers, jewish mother, motherhood, bible, bibles, torah, torahs, religions, story, stories, philistine, philistines"Deploy countermeasures, for crying out loud! Oy, you're just like your father but lazier."
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mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, overbearing, overprotective, backseat driver, backseat drivers, jewish mother, jewish mothers, jewish mom, jewish moms, passive aggressive, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, pilot, pilots, navy, fighter, fighters, fighter jet, fighter jets, boss, bossy, know-it-all, son, sons, shpasik, jtoonsIt Killed Him To Call
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shpasik, jtoons, grave, gravestones, gravestone, tombstones, tombstone, headstones, headstone, epitaphs, epitaph, predictions, prediction, funerals, funeral, jeweish, jews, jew, jewish mothers, jewish mother, communication, staying in touch, nag, nagging, complain, complaining, sons, son, kvetch, kvetchingAt Bubbe's Condo
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shpasik, jtoons, bubbes, bubbe, grandmothers, grandmother, jewish, jews, jew, jewish mothers, jewish mother, jewish grandmothers, jewish grandmother, grandmas, grandma, jewsih grandmas, jewish grandman, yiddish, nag, nagging, condos, condo, parrots, parrot, copying, copy, kvetch, kvetchingFor the sake of his back, Moishy wished he could just buy lunch in the cafeteria.
"Hey Mrs. Weinberg. Just a few groceries for you today then?"
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grocery, groceries, kosher food, kosher foods, kosher store, kosher stores, kosher shop, kosher shops, supermarket, supermarkets, grocery shop, grocery shops, grocery store, grocery stores, errand, errands, jewish family, jewish families, jewish mom, jewish moms, jewish mum, jewish mums, jewish mother, jewish mothers, jewish stereotype, jewish stereotypesAtlas - "I know it's not brain-surgery mother but it's a steady job with a good salary."
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atlas, god, gods, greek, greeks, greek myth, myths, legend, legends, career, careers, ambition, ambitions, job, jobs, mother, mothers, jewish mother, jewish mothers, pushy mother pushy mothers'True happiness!'
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jewish, judaism, jew, jews, mother, mothers, motherhood, family life, family-life, proud parent, proud parents, jewish mother, jewish mothers, stereotype, stereotypes, happiness, personal contentment, mom, moms, mum, mums, kid, kids, childhood, cook, cooks, chef, chefsJewish Fathers Protest
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jewish, judaism, jew, jews, hebrew, hebrews, torah, torahs, religions, faith, faiths, jewish mother, jewish mothers, jewish father, jewish fathers, parent, parents, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, protest, protests, protesting, protested"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."
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hashtag, mother, jewish mother, teenager, teens, social media, parents, new clothes, mum, mom, jewish, judaism, jew, jews, hashtags, mothers, teen, teen culture, youth culture, social media, social networks, social network