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"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."
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"That's the statue of Do What Your Mother Tells You."
"Excuse me for sounding like a Jewish mother, but may I point out that your kid is getting wet."
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"I still want grandchildren.
"...brisket ...recipe. Hide it."
"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"
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A man and woman look at a statue of an older looking woman with a mixing bowl and apron titled "The Baleboosteh".
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"Twenty-thousand eggs, but do they ever call?"
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"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."
"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."
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David, Goliath and Mom.
"Deploy countermeasures, for crying out loud! Oy, you're just like your father but lazier."
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It Killed Him To Call
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At Bubbe's Condo
When Jews put their phones on silent
For the sake of his back, Moishy wished he could just buy lunch in the cafeteria.
"Hey Mrs. Weinberg. Just a few groceries for you today then?"
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Atlas - "I know it's not brain-surgery mother but it's a steady job with a good salary."
'Ma, have you been reading my textbook?'
Jewish Mama Lightbulb Insertion
Jewish Fathers Protest
Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.
"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."
"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."