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'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'
'It's just so tragic! For 30 years he runs his shop, and then one day he steps out of his door and WHAM!'
"It could have been worse."
"I'm an elephant podiatrist-what do you do?"
Tags:podiatrist, podiatrists, podiatry, foot doctor, foot doctors, foot, feet, elephant, elephants, stomp, stomps, stomping, flatten, flattens, flattening, flattened, introduction, introductions, introduce, introduces, introducing, job, jobs, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, cocktail party, cocktail parties, strange job, strange jobs, unusual job, unusual jobs
"I never meant to hurt you."
A caveman is flattened at a dinosaur crossing sign.
'Don't get mad at me, lady. I just followed the instructions.'
'Oh boy.. WHEELS ON MEALS!'
A series of men stand on each other, squashing the ones below.
Tags:corporate ladder, corporate ladders, hierarchy, hierarchies, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, acrobat, acrobats, acrobatic, acrobatics, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, pyramid, human pyramid, human pyramids, squish, squishes, squishing, squash, squashes, squashing, standing on the shoulders of giants, flatten, flattens, flattening, perception, perceptions
..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?
Flat Earth Society Conference.
Tags:earth, flat earth, society, societies, conference, conferences, flat, flatten, flattening, curve, curves, graph curve, graph curves, increase, increases, increasing, pandemic, pandemics, infection rate, infection rates, reduce, reduces, reducing, flatten the curve, epidemic, epidemics, epidemic curve, believe, self-belief
"He never knew what hit him."
Tags:walk, walks, walking, walked, walker, walkers, pedestrian, pedestrians, crossing, crossings, squash, squashes, squashed, flatten, flattens, flattened, traffic light, traffic lights, signal, signals, road, roads, road signals, road signal, road sign, road signs, sidewalk, pavement, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'
Tags:meteor, meteors, meteorite, meteorites, baseball, base ball, injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, walk it off, fielder, fielders, fielding, fielded, squash, squashes, squashing, squashed, minor, minors, major, majors, flatten, flattens, flattened, flattening, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Look, I'm not suggesting that you give up all extreme sports. I'm just saying that maybe you should at least consider cutting out the sky surfing.'
Tags:doctor, doctors, extreme sport, extreme sports, suggest, suggests, suggesting, suggestion, suggestions, skysurfing, sky surfing, skysurf, sky surf, surf, surfs, surfing, surfer, surfers, skysurfer, skysurfers, flat, flats, flatten, flattens, flattened, squash, squashes, squashed, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Hey! Replace your divot!'
Tags:rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, divot, divots, replace, replaces, replacing, replacement, replacements, fix, fixes, fixed, flat, flats, flatten, flattened, flattening, complain, complaint, complaints, turf, turfs, turfed, turfing, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'... excuse me... coming through... sorry... pardon me... whoa! That's not my seat -- I'm in the next row!'
Tags:rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, cinema, cinemas, film, films, movie, movies, crush, crushes, crushed, crushing, flatten, flattens, flattened, seating plan, seating plans, reserve, reserved, reserves, reservation, reservations, place, places, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'He was warned. One more 'T' and he'd be gone.'
Tags:basketball, foul, fouls, fouling, fouled, fouler, foulers, penalty, penalties, warn, warns, warned, warning, warnings, caution, cautions, cautioned, cautioning, referee, referees, umpire, umpires, flatten, flattens, flattened, penalise, penalised, penalises, punish, punishes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Having been in pain for far too long, Barry finally has his tonsils taken out,
Tags:tonsil, tonsils, shadow, shadows, pain, pains, painful, painfully, remove, removes, removed, removing, taxi, taxis, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, surgery, surgeries, hit, hits, ran over, run over, flat, flatten, unnoticed, accident, accidents, accidentally, accidental, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Getting home late is not always the best option.
Deflated blood donor
Masseuse With Rolling Pin
Hen meets alien egg
Oak Flats - formerly oak mountain leveled for your motoring convenince by tri-county strip mining, inc.