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'She looks so liberated.'
"Why doesn't anybody like me?!"
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"I can't wait till they end this lockdown."
"This is your third wish. Are you sure you want to waste it on another free download?"
Prisoners of Covid.
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"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."
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Government In Exile
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"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
'Congratulations! You're our 10,000th customer and you've just won 5,000 free pills!'
"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."
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Having never read the back of one of his products, Paul is horrified to discover how much he is giving away.
"Hey! You didn't drink your water!"
"I believe, Merkin, that my action today frees you to unleash your God-given talents and pursue your dreams, in some other venue."
Tags:boss, bosses, employee, employees, fire, firing, fired, made redundant, making redundant, dismiss, dismissed, give notice, giving notice, lay off, lay offs, laid off, let go, cut, cuts, job cuts, free, frees, freeing, free up, freeing up, pursue, pursues, pursuing, dream, dreams, alternative, alternatives, role, roles, venue, venues, opinion, opinions, belief, beliefs, believes, believing
"Mostly I miss the freedom from incarceration."
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"The changes are coming much too fast—I never dreamed I'd see the hully gully in Estonia."
"Yeah, I could walk all the way to Egypt. Or you could just free them yourself using magic."
Tags:religion, religious, moses, old testament, exodus, bible, god, egypt, burning bush, burn, burning, bush, bushes, fire, on fire, flaming, flame, flames, shepherd, shepherds, sheep, magic, magic power, magic powers, magical power, magical powers, free, do it yourself, diy, easier, easy way out, problem solver, problem solvers, shpasik, jtoons
'Now, remember how it works, Mrs. Cortlock? If Dr. Gundleson strikes out OR if you catch a foul ball, your extraction is totally free!'
Moses leads his people to the dessert.
"There are some strings. They're just not attached."
Pizza without borders.
Live free and die
Tags:join or die, snake, snakes, free, freedom, american freedom, land of the free, die, death, deaths, death toll, death tolls, mask, masks, face mask, face masks, facemask, anti-mask, anti-masks, anti-lockdown protest, anti-lockdown protests, lockdown protest, lockdown protests, anti-lockdown protester, anti-lockdown protesters
"Of course, lack of discipline is a major problem in raising free-range chickens!"
Tags:farm, farms, farmer, farmers, poultry, poultry farm, poultry farms, poultry farmer, poultry farmers, animal, animals, bird, birds, poultry, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, hen house, hen houses, hen-house, hen houses, chick coop, chicken coops, free-range, free-range chicken, free-range eggs, wild, free, freedom, lack of discipline, discipline, out of control, out-of-control, undisciplined, food trend, food trends
"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."
"There's no such thing as a free lunch."