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"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."
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"I'd like to believe we're redefining the way future generations will waste their time."
'12:01 A.M., January 1, 2000'
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'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'
"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."
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"Careful! He knows computers."
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"Remember how big and clunky the first ones were?"
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'I'd prefer it if they stored their stuff someplace else!'
Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.
"Dad, can I borrow your password tonight?"
'Emily, have you been shopping online during class?'
'I've cracked it! It's all in German!'
At lunch with my unauthorized biographer.
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Surely there's an easier way of moving files?'
'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'
'Yes, I am bilingual. I speak English and Computerese.'
Up - Down - Other options.
"So how much will the new IT system cost?"
After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!
"I think, therefore I am...hungry?"
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'I know you're a people person - that's why we have to let you go.'
'Thank you for your enquiry. This is an automated response...'
"And then I met some computer people who could make it look as if I were talking."
"It's like I'm actually walking."
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