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"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"
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"I had ethical momentum, but I was unable to sustain it."
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"Moose told Dog, and Dog told Frog, and Frog told Kitty, and Kitty told me."
General Haseltine Crossing the Potomac to Testify
"Are you now, or have you ever been."
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"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."
"Your constant cries to cut the pork sadden me, Senator."
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"You're doing fine. A little more perjury and you'll be out of the woods."
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"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."
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"He was someone you had to light a ﬁre under in order to get anything done."
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Senate Hearing: 'Define torture.' 'Having to testify before this committee.'
'In exchange for my testimony, they gave me a whole new identity - 00761.'
Way too much information on your resume.
"Yes, the search was totally by-the-book. I recall covering my eyes and counting to 100 before I began looking."
"Permission to treat the witness like gum stuck to the bottom of my heels?"
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"If you don't mind, Senator, I'd like to render the rest of my testimony sotto voce."
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"I'd prefer to wear the mask, Commissioner, but I will slip out of these boots and skis, if you have no objection."
Tags:ski mask, ski masks, mollen commission, the city of new york commission to investigate allegations of police corruption and the anti-corruption procedures of the police department, police corruption, witness, witnesses, ski masks, anonymous, anonymity, witness testimony, witness testimonies, witness stand, witness stands, ethical panel, ethical panels, ski, skis, testify, testifying, milton mollen
"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."
'Waiter, there's a subpoena in my soup!'
"Mind if I thump it? I'm a Bible-thumper."
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"Friends don't let friends turn state's evidence."
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"If I have to explain the joke, it's not funny."
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"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"
''Mobster'? -- I thought I agreed to testify against a lobster!'
"I object, Your Honor. Everything the witness has stated is nothing more than heresay."
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