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"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."
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"I feel so good today I could almost turn down a tax cut."
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How Donald Trump Lost One Billion Dollars, The Simple Explanation:
"Taxation, meet Representation."
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'My dad is an accountant so he deducts withholding tax on my allowance.'
'I don't do 'slip and fall,' but if you're ever in need of a good tax attorney...'
Wade 'Gator' Ruben, Tax Attorney
'Sorry, but under the table donations aren't tax-deductible.'
"Your income fell drastically, apparently for no better reason than you were goofing off. It almost seems as if you did it deliberately, to spite us."
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'I'm sorry, but to lower your taxes you're going to have to make more money.'
"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."
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'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'
"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."
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'What would be the point to be super-rich if we're super-taxed?'
"I suppose one could say it favors the rich, but, on the other hand, it's a great incentive for everyone to make two hundred grand a year."
Me Doing My Taxes
Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.
"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes."
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'Look, people are basically honest and decent. Why don't we scrap the tax laws completely and have the people pay whatever they think is fair?'
'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'
"He was weak with the flu to start with and then the initial shock of the new tax code did him in."
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"The unexamined life is 5 percent cheaper over the course of an average lifespan."
'I consider my tax-lawyer as my first responder.'
'It's a 'wish you were here card' from your money in the Cayman Islands.'
"Welcome young Henderson to our firm...Formerly with Apple's tax-evasion genius bar."