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'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'
"The nationwide recall and the class action lawsuits have established brand recognition for us."
"If anyone asks, I didn't hear about the big beef recall."
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'Calm down, it's not as bad as it looks. I'm just here for the recall on your testicles.'
'On a positive note, the massive recalls do increase brand identification.'
'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'
'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'
Stuck Accelerator Toyota.
'It's four years old and every time I got a letter of recall, I removed that part and sent it to the factory.'
'That's not what I meant when I ordered a product recall.'
'You've been recalled.'
"In other news, the 'nifty wifty symphony' toy is being recalled, because the music it plays can cause nearby adults to smash it into little bits, thus posing a choking hazard."
Man invents the recall
'Sorry Ma'am....but your husband has been recalled!'
"Herb, your brain is being recalled. Says here it can get stuck in neutral."
"I wouldn't eat that if I were you. I heard there was a recall."
"Yes, but take away the rodent droppings and the occasional shard of glass, and you've still got a damn fine product."
Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.
"I know sales of our new phone are good, but let's not say, 'sales are exploding'"
"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."
"We now have cars that can drive themselves."
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'I used to chase cars - but with all the 'recalls', I'm not sure why I would want them.'
Tags:recall, recalls, product recall, product recalls, car, cars, car recall, car recalls, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, therapist, therapists, therapy, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet dog, pet dogs, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, disillusioned, disillusionment, disillusioning
Frederick had a mental breakdown, Sadly, the recall letter from the software manufacturer arrived three days too late,
"Lead paint - they're being recalled."