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A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.
"The transplant was successful, and he's resting comfortably in a bed on the south side of the hospital."
"Make up a lie... Throw a tantrum... make up a lie... throw a tantrum."
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'She loves me, she loves me not...' 'Good grief, why is he dragging ME into this?'
Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.
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Moses waters his daisies...
"So that's your final answer."
"Just say when."
'So you're breaking up with me.'
"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"
"He loves me because he thinks I'm Jewish...He loves me because he thinks I'm not Jewish...He loves me because..."
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"He loves me. He loves me not. He . . ."
"No wonder she loves you not!"
"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"
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'He loves me...he loves his laptop...he loves his phone...he loves his tablet...'
Sometimes the U.S. drops daisies on other countries just to let them know that we love them.
"Spend every last penny. Leave money to my spoiled kids. Spend everything...leave everything..."
He loves me...
As man pulls petals from flower to determine if girlfriend loves him or not, flower thinks: I hate you.
...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'
Flower Shop: Forget-Me-Nots.
Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!
'They must be taking steroids.'