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"The usual, Al. Just sharpen the nose and hone the chin."
"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."
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"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"
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"But Holmes, how could you possibly know the killer went through here?"
'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.'
"Seen my gumshoes, doll?"
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"I investigated your husband, Mrs Adams. He isn't cheating on you. In fact, I'm your husband. We've just really lost touch recently."
"I want you to follow my husband everywhere he goes and nag him."
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'I let Facebook and My-Space do most of the leg work. I just park outside houses wearing a trilby.'
I understand you can find people, but can you lose them as well?
"All right, so it didn't work out so well in Hollywood―you're still the best damn cop on the force!"
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"It's not the first time this cartoonist has struck, Watson. I've seen this signature before."
'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'
'We recorded your wife's activities like you asked and-well...Are you sure you want to see the photos, Mr. Watts?'
"Once again, Monsieur Poirot, the police appreciate your help."
"You're gonna be happy to learn your husband's annual overnight disappearances have a perfectly innocent explanation, Mrs. Claus."
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"I'll take your case, and those stage smells inn your backyard will be tracked down and eliminated."
Bob's Window Washing and Private Investigator!
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"Follow anyone and dig up all you can. I need material for my next novel."
"Sure I can run a few experiments for you, baby, but it'll cost you. I get $275 per day, plus expenses. Instruments, software, chemicals...all extra."
"Elementary, my dear Quackson."
'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'
'Don't worry, Mrs. Pretty Penny - my best drone is trailing your husband right now.'
"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."