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'I want my phone call!'
The controversial but effective good cop/sad cop routine.
Tags:cop, cops, good cop, good cops, bad cops, bad cop, sad cop, sad cops, police, police man, police men, interrogation, interrogations, question, questions, interview, interviews, police station, police stations, suspect, suspects, criminal, criminals, crying, cries, upset, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.
"The police station is that way."
Tags:robber, robbers, robbery, burglar, burglars, criminal, criminals, theft, thief, thieves, superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, hero, heroes, crime prevention, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting, police station, police stations, lost, sense of direction, giving directions, incompetent, incompetence
"He's charged with expressing contempt for data-processing."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, worker, workers, employee, employees, office, offices, office life, date processing, data-processing, data entry, data processor, data processors, bookkeeping, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, arrested, arresting, police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, police station, police stations, charging, charged, contempt, hatred, dislike, hate, complaint, complaints, complaining
"You get one phone call or we can switch your carrier and you'll get five-cents-a-minute, unlimited calls, anytime, anywhere, including free evenings and weekends."
Tags:police, police station, arrest, arrested, phone call, phone calls, one call, one phone call, right, rights, interrogation, interrogations, interrogate, mobile phone, mobile phones, mobile phone plans, mobile phone plans, cell phone, cell phones, cell phone plan, options, option, dilemma, dilemmas, calling plan, calling plans, choice, choices, choose, choosing, pick one, cell carriers, cell carrier, mobile carrier, mobile carriers
"Yes, Ma'am, we've found him – brown suit, grey eyes, and answers to the name of Mervin."
'Yeah. That's him. That's the guy.'
"Good Cat, Bad Cat"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, good cat, bad cat, good cats, bad cats, good cop, bad cop, cop, cops, police, police officer, police officers, interview, interviews, suspect, suspects, police station, police stations, interview room, interview rooms, police interview, police interview, detective, detectives, strategy, strategies, interrogation, interrogations, interrogate, interrogator, interrogators, law, legal, justice, interviewer, interviewers, working animal, working animals
"You are entitled to one call, one fax, or one E-mail."
"Looks like crime is down."
Tags:police, cop, cops, police officer, police officers, police department, police department, police office, police offices, police station, police stations, precinct, precincts, hours, opening hours, sign, signs, signage, closing, public safety, crime prevention, budget cuts, neglect, off-duty, on-duty
'Would you prefer to make a phone call or update your Facebook status?'
'Do any of these suspects look like the one who stole your invisibility potion, professor?"
Tags:police department, police station, police line up, lineup, lineups, crimes, criminal, suspect, identity parade, identity parades, suspect, suspects, criminals, perps, perpetrators, inventions, inventors, chemistry, professor, science fiction, invisible, invisibility, potions, theft, stealing, thieves, thief, petty crime, thugs, scientists, detectives
Man with bite in him must find the perpetrator at a police station lineup.
Tags:police, police station, police stations, lineups, line-up, line-ups, line up, line ups, criminal, identity parade, identity paradises, law, law enforcement, lineup, victim, victims, witness, witnesses, crimes, criminals, perpetrators, perps, suspects, usual suspects, bite, bites, bite marks, five senses, surreal
'No I'm sorry madam, this is the celebrity murder squad'.
The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.
Tags:police brutality, interrogate, question, good cop bad cop routine, psycho cop, crazy cop, police station, police state, law and order, guilty, judge and jury, human rights, democracy, justice, violence, criminal, suspect, tough on crime, over the line, the thin blue line, politics, police, law enforcement, enforcer, internal affairs, rule of law, militant, interrogates, interrogation, police interrogation, police brutality
During the inquest, he was taken off the case and given a desk job - where he vowed to do everything in his power to catch the typos.
'I'm sure it was number 3 because he was pretty tall.'
Good Cop/Bad Coffee
"We apologize – our normal sketch artist is out with the flu."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, police station, police stations, witness, witnesses, witness statement, witness statements, sketch artist, sketch artists, artist, artists, bad art, bad artist, bad artists, stick figure, stick figures, artists likeness, artists likenesses, off sick, sick leave, flu, off with the flu
You don't have to be a Racist to work here, but if you are I don't suppose anyone will notice.
Missing Persons office - half of pantomime horse enters.
'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'
"It was me who did it!"
Tags:wanted posters, wanted poster, police station, police stations, cop shops, cop, cops, police, culprits, suspect, suspects, outlaw, outlaws, wanted criminal, wanted criminals, cop shop, reward, confession, police desk, whodunit, thief, criminal, culprit, perp, perpetrator, loser, surrender, confessions, police reward, police rewards, reward, rewards
"I really don't think it's a good idea to use your one call to get a professional photographer to take your mugshot is a good idea."
Tags:vain, vanity, vainness, photographer, photographers, photograph, photographs, mug shot, mug shots, crimes, criminal, criminals, police station, police stations, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, arrest, arrests, mug-shot, mug-shots, mugshot, mugshots, booking photograph, booking photographs