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"Bland, James Bland."
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'One more time Huck, I'm gonna have to question your decision to bring the beaver.'
Don Quixote in the Hamptons
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Hamlet And Yorick The Prequel
"Ahab I'm not familiar with. Ever taste Captain Hook?"
"Can I come with you? I need a grant."
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"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"
Ebenezer Scrooge's in/out baskets say 'Bah and Humbug!'
Scrooge and his piggy bank
"But Holmes, how could you possibly know the killer went through here?"
"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"
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"Instead of creating life, I've decided just to establish an online persona."
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"We had him neutered,"
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"So that's All for One and One for All, except our health insurance, which is Every Man for Himself."
The Demise of Tinkerbell
Rind of the Ancient Mariner
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"Looks like the new Tarzan was raised by personal trainers."
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'The surgeon prepared for another routine keyhole operation.'
"Your generous donation," said the Dodo, "will help us in our quest to find a cure for extinction."
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"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"
Tags:nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, cow jumped over the moon, literary character, hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, cow, cows, reminiscing, reminisce, generation gap, generation gaps, escalator, escalators, moon, moons, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales
A Christmas Carol
The Marks of Zorro
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"Meanwhile, across town, a cockroach awakens to find he's been turned into an NRA lobbyist."
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"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."
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