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Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.
'I'd do better if she'd ask questions more closely matching my answers.'
'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'
New York Scatological Society
Tags:doorman, doormen, door man, door men, poo, poos, bird poo, bird poop, pigeon, pigeons, vermin, pigeon poo, excrement, feces, faeces, toilet humour, scientist, scientists, society, societies, examine, examining, fascinated, fascination, fascinations, poo on shoe, stepping in poo, stepped in poo, excretion, excretions, new york, new york city, ny, nyc
"You're not so much crying on the inside as severely hemorrhaging."
Tags:doctor, doctors, patient, patients, death, dead, dying, die, dies, clown, clowns, sad clown, circus, carny, carnie, carnies, sick, sickness, ill, illness, healthy, health scare, get well, get well soon, terminal, terminally, examination, examining, consultant, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, hemorrhaging, hemorrhage, crying inside, smile, smiling, smiles
'How long have you been having these blackouts?'
Tags:self check out, self service till, self service tills, shopping, shop, shops, store, stores grocery store, grocery stores, grocery shopping, shopper, shoppers, checking yourself out, examining, examining, pants, self-exam, self-exams, privates, private parts, middle aged man, middle aged men, middle aged
"Your teeth remind me of Stonehenge."
Tags:stonehenge, dentist, dentists, dentistry, teeth, bad teeth, crooked teeth, checkup, check up, checkups, check ups, examine, examines, examining, yellow teeth, tooth, tooth pain, dentist office, dentists office, dentist's office, dentist offices, dentists offices, dentist's offices, insult, insulted, insults, insulting, offense, offence, offensive, hurtful, painful, uncomfortable, upsetting
"Upset by the high cost of prescription drugs? There's a new drug on the market to treat that."
"Apparently everybody just left for some 'me time'."
Tags:archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists, ruin, ruins, ancient, history, historical, historical site, historical sites, ancient ruin, ancient ruins, studying, examining, language, languages, carving, carvings, stone carving, stone carvings, character, characters, linguist, linguists, left, me-time, me time, relaxation, getaway, getaways, get-away, get-aways, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, rest, ancient culture, ancient cultures, ancient society, ancient societies
"Of all my ailments, the one I come to see about is my favorite."
'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'
'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'
'Not bad for a Washington outsider.'
Kid standing on one leg hands test on water birds to teacher.
'...Court is in short recess while the replay booth examines the testimony from all angles.'
Tags:court, courts, judge, judges, jury, juries, plaintiff, plaintiffs, replay, replays, video replay, video replays, video referee, video referees, repeat, repeats, repeating, repeated, examine, examines, examining, examined, challenge flag, challenge flags, testimony, testimonies, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Is this going to be on the test?'
Doctor Checking Computer
"The doctor went a little too far during your endoscopy."
'I love this job!'
'I need to get 70% correct on my math test to pass. I wonder how many that is?'
'Will this be on the final?'
'Gracie's the only kid I know who analyses her halloween sweets before eating them.'