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'There's more to life than winning. . .there's also testing negative for performance enhancing drugs.'
'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'
"How are you doing in your fantasy dopers' league?"
Tortoise V Hare Enquiry
Do Not Feed the Ballplayers Steroids...
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'The pitcher tested negative for steroids. The pitcher's mound we're not too sure about.'
In the end, neither was the winner. . . both tested positive to a banned substance!!
"Was he on steroids?"
"But the good news, Ms. Fortin, is that your mediocre investment returns were achieved without use of performance enhancing drugs."
"Did they do a test for steroids after the cow jumped over the moon?"
"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"
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"I'm guessing you want to be a pro athlete when you grow up."
'Am I old enough to start point-shaving?'
Tags:basketball, basketball player, basketball players, match fix, match fixes, match fixing, match-fix, match-fixes, match-fixing, point shaving, point-saving, sports cheat, sports cheats, scandal, scandals, sport scandal, sports scandals, basketball scandal, points-shaving scandal, points-shaving scandals
The Breakfast of Cheaters
'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'
"Next up - the category for 'Best Performance Enhancing Drug'."
"Yes, I do have amazing jumping power but I only eat performance enhancing bugs."
"Are we testing for the dope using the dope or the dope the dope is using?"
Those untraceable performance enhancing drugs you got me...I can't find them!
Cheating Golf Player.
"Nobody out on the court is on drugs."
"He failed the drugs test."
"Is there one for sportsmanship?"