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"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."
'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'
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'The top doesn't come off. It's preventative medicine.'
How aging affects drug use...'You're on drugs, aren't you?' 'You're off your meds, aren't you?'
'I stopped taking the medicine because I prefer the original disease to the side effects.'
Witch's cottage covered in drugs.
"What's this I hear about you taking testosterone shots?"
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"Unfortunately, the urine test counted for half of the grade."
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'in the computer model the only side effect was a dry mouth.'
When I was your age we used drugs, but they were acne medications.
'Got any grass?'
J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.
How's the market for weed? I detect green shoots.
Led Zeppelin Gig: 'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and Jack Daniels?'
'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'
'They are controlled substances because they cause uncontrolled behaviour.'
'Ratty! Moley! You'll be pleased to hear I've finally found something more exciting than the motor car - crack cocaine!'
Noodle exchange program.
'It has come to my attention that you are taking performance enhancing drugs. Keep up the good work.'
'My chiropractor has made me feel so good, I thought it was time I got rid of my pills.'
'You're high on rugs again!'
Snorting lines of the road on the way to rehab.
'H-m-m-mm...may cause insomnia, joint pain, nausea, dizziness, lethargy,gas, irritability, muscle ache, bloating and may nullify the initial good feeling'
'Is that diet coke?'
To remove cap: Attach explosive chare beneath lip of lid. Insert detonating wires into charge...