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'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'
Venus Perjury Trap
"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."
Tags:hell, underworld, devil, devils, devilish, satan, satanic, death, dead, music, musicians, communicate, communication, communicating, communicates, dishonest, dishonesty, ethical, ethics, ethic, moral, morals, morality, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, lip-synch, lip-synching, lipsynch, lipsynching
"I'm proud of that resumé but I'm sensing 'stickler for the truth'."
Tags:resume, resumes, cv, hr, human resources, personnel, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, dishonest, dishonesty, stickler, sticklers, truth, truthness, honest, honesty, honestness, lie, lies, liar, liars, deception, deceptions, white lie, fib, fibs, white lies
"Mrs. Briner? Remember all that stuff I said I did on my summer vacation? I didn't."
Tags:homework, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, dishonest, dishonesty, lie, lying, owning up, own up, primary school, primary schools, elementary school, elementary schools, teacher, teachers, pupil, pupils, student, students, make it up, making up, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, essay, essays, writing essays, embellish, embellishing, embellishment, embellishments
"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."
Tags:speaker's fee, speakers fee, guest speaker, guest speakers, graduate, graduates, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies, bright future, bright futures, graduations, graduations, economic downturn, climate crisis, recession, bad news, future, futures, bleak, student, students, dishonest, dishonesty
"May we have a recess your honor? My client's pants are on fire."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, jury, juries, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness stand, questioning, perjury, lying, liar, liars, lie, lies, liar liar pants on fire, fire, fires, pants, on fire, flames, burning, suspicious, questionable, dishonest, dishonesty
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, guest, guests, sign, signs, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, label, labels, personality, personalities, problem, problems, issue, issues, dishonesty, dishonest, liar, liars, chatty, satanist, satanists, clingy, party favor, party favors, party favour, party favours, character flaw, character flaws, psychology
"Is this necessary, Your Honor? I'm an expert."
"Don't forget to put a legal face on it."
Tags:deal, deals, business deal, business deals, business meeting, business meetings, legal face, face, legal, legitimate, lawful, honest, dishonest, lawyer, lawyers, fraud, fraudulent, fraudster, fraudsters, meaning, apparent meaning, cover, cover-up, hide, hides, hiding, agreement, agreements, criminal, criminals
"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, witness stand, taking the stand, swearing in, oath, oaths, taking an oath, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, lightning, lightning rod, lightning rods, lying, liar, liars, lie, lies, dishonest, ethics, unethical, perjury, perjurer, perjurers, god, anger, angry, religious, religion
"In my ad, I lied about my age."
"I was promised plausible deniability."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, entering heaven, plausible deniability, excuse, excuses, promise, promises, promised, ignorance, ignorant, wilful ignorance, management, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, boss, bosses, businessman, businessmen, white collar crime, questionable, suspicious, dishonest, corrupt, corruption, shady, deceptive, office life
"How about one of those sunny old grandpas who make things look honest?"
Tags:ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, commercial, commercials, ad agency, ad agencies, advertising agency, advertising agencies, consultant, consultants, consulting, grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, granddad, granddads, honest, shady, sketchy, suspicious, questionable, looks can be deceiving, manipulation, deception, manipulative, deceptive, dishonest, trustworthy, advertising campaign, advertising campaigns, ad campaign, ad campaigns
"And no more sex scandals!"
Tags:scandal, scandals, politician, politicians, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, dishonest, dishonesty, two-faced, mislead, misleads, misleading, integrity, lack of integrity, campaign, campaigns, campaign speech, campaign speeches, rally, rallies, campaign rally, campaign rallies, compulsive liar, compulsive liars, political leader, political leaders
Jimmy B.'s guide to sleazeball
"The media is fake news, sad, failing and unfair - O.K., let the cameras in."
Tags:president trump, president donald trump, donald trump, trump, the donald, media, fake, news, fake news, faux news, sad, in despair, failing, failed, fails, fail, unfair, biased, cruel, dishonest, bigot, camera, cameras, hypocrite, hypocritical, hypocrisy, hypocritical behaviour, hypocritical behavior, media outlets, false claims, false claim, journalist, journalists, journalism, newspaper, newspaper reporter, newspapers, newspaper reporters, news
"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"
Tags:yoga, yoga class, yoga classes, yoga mat, yoga mats, exercise, exercising, exercises, exercise class, exercise classes, skipping class, liar, liars, dishonest, dishonesty, keeping up appearance, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, health fad, health fads, found out, caught red handed, fake, fakes, fraud, frauds
"It's a fabulous deal. Every time he lies I collect a royalty."
'I threw away the love seat, Arnold... it just felt dishonest.'
"The blood rushing to your stomach after a full and hearty breakfast is just another sign that the economy is improving."
Tags:business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, office worker, office workers, economy, economics, improving economy, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast time, breakfast times, hearty breakfasts, diner, diners, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, government, governments, the government, duped, ignorance, ignorant, deceived, deceptive, political jargon, political buzzwords, dishonest, dishonesty, hiding the truth, disguising the truth
'Will you please answer the question, and this time, without the smoke and mirrors?'
"If it makes you feel any better, your wife was a lousy lay."
"I want you to be able to feel that you can hide anything from me."
"I can understand you embezzling the company's money. You should understand my asking for a cut."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, corrupt, corruption, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, embezzling, embezzler, dishonest, dishonesty, taking a cut, taking advantage, profiteer, profiteering, trust, trusts, company funds, let off, off the hook