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'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'
"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."
Tags:hell, underworld, devil, devils, devilish, satan, satanic, death, dead, music, musicians, communicate, communication, communicating, communicates, dishonest, dishonesty, ethical, ethics, ethic, moral, morals, morality, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, lip-synch, lip-synching, lipsynch, lipsynching
"I'm proud of that resumé but I'm sensing 'stickler for the truth'."
Tags:resume, resumes, cv, cvs, hr, human resources, personnel, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, dishonest, dishonesty, stickler, sticklers, truth, truthness, honest, honesty, honestness, lie, lies, liar, liars, deception, deceptions, white lie, fib, fibs, white lies
"May we have a recess your honor? My client's pants are on fire."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, jury, juries, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness stand, questioning, perjury, lying, liar, liars, lie, lies, liar liar pants on fire, fire, fires, pants, on fire, flames, burning, suspicious, questionable, dishonest, dishonesty
"Mrs. Briner? Remember all that stuff I said I did on my summer vacation? I didn't."
Tags:homework, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, dishonest, dishonesty, lie, lying, owning up, own up, primary school, primary schools, elementary school, elementary schools, teacher, teachers, pupil, pupils, student, students, make it up, making up, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, essay, essays, writing essays, embellish, embellishing, embellishment, embellishments
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, guest, guests, sign, signs, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, label, labels, personality, personalities, problem, problems, issue, issues, dishonesty, dishonest, liar, liars, chatty, satanist, satanists, clingy, party favor, party favors, party favour, party favours, character flaw, character flaws, psychology
"In my ad, I lied about my age."
Tags:dating ad, dating ads, dating advert, dating adverts, dating profile, dating profiles, dishonest, dishonesty, age, ages, old age, age gap, age gaps, first date, first dates, blind date, blind dates, confession, confessions, stating the obvious, love life, younger women, older man, older men, looking for love
"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, witness stand, taking the stand, swearing in, oath, oaths, taking an oath, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, lightning, lightning rod, lightning rods, lying, liar, liars, lie, lies, dishonest, ethics, unethical, perjury, perjurer, perjurers, god, anger, angry, religious, religion
"I was promised plausible deniability."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, entering heaven, plausible deniability, excuse, excuses, promise, promises, promised, ignorance, ignorant, wilful ignorance, management, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, boss, bosses, businessman, businessmen, white collar crime, questionable, suspicious, dishonest, corrupt, corruption, shady, deceptive, office life
"And no more sex scandals!"
Tags:scandal, scandals, politician, politicians, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, dishonest, dishonesty, two-faced, mislead, misleads, misleading, integrity, lack of integrity, campaign, campaigns, campaign speech, campaign speeches, rally, rallies, campaign rally, campaign rallies, compulsive liar, compulsive liars, political leader, political leaders
"How about one of those sunny old grandpas who make things look honest?"
Tags:ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, commercial, commercials, ad agency, ad agencies, advertising agency, advertising agencies, consultant, consultants, consulting, grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, granddad, granddads, honest, shady, sketchy, suspicious, questionable, looks can be deceiving, manipulation, deception, manipulative, deceptive, dishonest, trustworthy, advertising campaign, advertising campaigns, ad campaign, ad campaigns
"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"
Tags:yoga, yoga class, yoga classes, yoga mat, yoga mats, exercise, exercising, exercises, exercise class, exercise classes, skipping class, liar, liars, dishonest, dishonesty, keeping up appearance, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, health fad, health fads, found out, caught red handed, fake, fakes, fraud, frauds
"It's a fabulous deal. Every time he lies I collect a royalty."
'I threw away the love seat, Arnold... it just felt dishonest.'
"The blood rushing to your stomach after a full and hearty breakfast is just another sign that the economy is improving."
Tags:business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, office worker, office workers, economy, economics, improving economy, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast time, breakfast times, hearty breakfasts, diner, diners, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, government, governments, the government, duped, ignorance, ignorant, deceived, deceptive, political jargon, political buzzwords, dishonest, dishonesty, hiding the truth, disguising the truth
'Will you please answer the question, and this time, without the smoke and mirrors?'
"If it makes you feel any better, your wife was a lousy lay."
Tags:marriage, married, marry, divorce, divorced, divorcing, cheating, cheat, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, romance, relationship, relationships, bar, pub, dishonest, dishonesty, trust, distrust, betray, betrayed, betrayal, breakup, break-up, separation, love affair, sexual affair, unfaithful, gossip
"I want you to be able to feel that you can hide anything from me."
Tags:secret, secrets, hidden, dark secret, dark secrets, date, dates, dating, relationship, long-term relationship, comfort, comfortable, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, reassure, reassures, reassurance, openness, honest, honesty, dishonesty, dishonest, assure, assures, assuring, comfort, comforts, comforting
"I can understand you embezzling the company's money. You should understand my asking for a cut."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, corrupt, corruption, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, embezzling, embezzler, dishonest, dishonesty, taking a cut, taking advantage, profiteer, profiteering, trust, trusts, company funds, let off, off the hook
"We were meant to obey the spirit of the injunction against adultery, not follow it blindly to the letter."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal representation, cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affair, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, bending the law, corrupt, corruption, breaking the law, the letter of the law, loophole, loopholes, dishonest, dishonesty, misinform, misinformation
"I'm honest, but not scrupulously honest."
"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."
Tags:straightforward, straightforwardness, salesman, salesmen, salespeople, salesperson, trustworthy, trustworthiness, untrustworthy, sales pitch, sales pitches, marketing pitch, marketing pitches, out of the question, two-faced, honest, honesty, dishonest, dishonesty, charlatan, charlatans, grifter, grifters, grifting, liar, liars, lying
"What about my old age?"
"They say you can't cheat an honest man. I say 'Bull'!"
"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"
Tags:deceive, deceives, deceiving, deception, deceptions, jury, juries, trial, trials, trial of socrates, trials of socrates, death of socrates, painting, paintings, jaques-louis david, david, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, painter, painters, art history, art historian, art historians, frame, frames, framing, mislead, misleads, misleading, dishonest, dishonesty