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'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'
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doctor, doctors, lung, lungs, breath, breaths, breathe, breathing, breathes, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, sprint, sprints, sprinting, sprinted, sprinter, sprinters, enhance, enhanced, enhances, enhancing, enhancer, enhancers, marathon, marathons, time, timed, times, timing, in the bleachers"How about a round of applause for our graphics department for enhancing our slide into oblivion."
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profit, profits, profits chart, profits charts, chart, charts, charted, business presentation, business presentations, enhance, enhances, enhancing, silver lining, silver linings, profit decline, profit declines, plunge, plunges, make lemonade, making lemonade, graphics, graphics department, graphics departments'Pack your stuff, Wayne. You're outta here! You tested positive for steroids... Oh wait...'
'Gribner is batting .317 with six home runs and a positive steroid testing average of just .17 lifetime. Here's the pitch.'
'Big deal. I could win every race too, if I used performance-enhancing sugar.'
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bike ride, bike riding, bike rider, bike riders, bike race, bike races, bike racing, bike racer, bike racers, bike, biking, biker, bikers, drug, drugs, steroid, steroids, performance-enhancing, enhance, enhanced, enhancing, performance, performances, cheat, cheating, cheater, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers'Didn't you hear? They've made the balls bigger to compensate for steroids.'
The difference of steroids.
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drug, drugs, steroid, steroid, improve, improves, improving, improvements, forbidden, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, jump, jumps, jumping, jumper, difference, differences, performance enhancing, enhance, enhances, enhancing, athlete, athletes, athletics, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachersThe solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.
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drug, drugs, perform, performs, performance, performances, performer, performers, enhance, enhances, enhancing, substance, substances, banned, ban, band, cheat, cheating, cheats, cheater, cheaters, locker, lockers, solitude, solidarity, bean, beans, farm, farming, ballplayer, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater"It's the anti-doping agency. Did you take any banned substances while breaking the world record for number of hours on hold?"
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anti-doping, office, sport, sports, drug, drugs, anti, dope, doping, agency, work, working, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone, phones, hold, on hold, steroids, steroid, performance, enhancing, record, breaker, breaking, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs, world record attempt, world record attempts'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'
'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'
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ouija board, ouija boards, magic, magics, magical, magically, medium, mediums, mystic, mystics, computer, computers, instalment, instalments, installing, installed, installs, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, enhancement, enhancements, enhancing, enhanced'Let's talk steroids.'
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steroid, steroids, drug, drugs, performance, enhancing, performance enhancements, admit, admits, admitting, admitted, admittance, admittances, fess up, fesses up, confess, confesses, confessed, confession, confessions, hoof, hooves, satyr'Of course, it makes you watch football and drink beer... what did you expect from a Male-Enhancer?'
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male, males, enhancer, enhanced, enhances, enhancing, football, footballs, watching tv, television, manly, gene, genes, genetic, genetics, sex changes, male hormone, hale hormones, drug, drugs, beer, beers, complaint, complaints, side effect, side effects'My client denies taking any performance-enhancing drugs when she jumped over the moon.'
'Financial stocks fluctuated widely today on rumours fund managers were using performance enhancing drugs.'
'We've developed a method of enhancing performance with drugs that provides a negative result in dope tests.'
'Never mind testing him for steroids, how about checking that he's human?!'
Kangaroo and pogo stick.
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kangaroo, animals, pogo stick, hopping, pogo sticks, hop, hopped, hops, kangaroos, kangaroo's, roos, roo, aussie, oz, ozzy, australia, australian, performance enhancing, cheat, cheating, cheats, performance, enhance, enhancing