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"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"
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'Have you got any of that white stuff?'
"I'm all out of flour, but surplus cocaine produces an exceptionally flavoursome banana bread with a moist, light crumb. The recipe's up on my blog!"
"These are payments for babysitters, but it's more exciting to pretend I'm a drug dealer."
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"I've decided to return to my first passion in life—selling drugs to kids."
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"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."
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"Lookin' for otters, pal?"
"You can't tell me the police don't notice something like that!"
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"Let's get Junkie—he'll know what to do!"
A danger to himself & otters.
"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"
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"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"
It was a short-cut through the hospital kitchens that Albert was first approached by a member of the antibiotic resistance.
'Our school's science program must be better than I thought.'
"We're the adorable cookie suppliers around here."
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Just say no...
'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'
'Drug dealers sometimes dress up as pharmacists to throw off the cops.'
"The perp walks are killing us."
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Baa Baa Black Market
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"Suspicion?. . . Of what?"
"Yo, what you need? I got water, oxygen, protein, carbohydrates, shelter, security, friendship, love, the respect of your peers, and a strong moral compass."
"...And how many years have you been dealing in drugs?"
"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."