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"Here – if you dose at the exact moment you get fired, it really heightens the experience."
Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.
"Catnip for everyone."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, catnip, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, liquor, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, buying a round, drug, illegal drug, illegal drugs, addict, addicts, addiction
"Yes, but Mummy and Daddy are on legal drugs."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, teen, teens, teenager, youth, adolescence, adolescent, rebellious, rebellions, rebel, drug, illegal drugs, illegal drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, antidepressant, antidepressants, pill, pills, role model, role models, example, examples, word play, wordplay, modern life, modern parenting, modern parenthood
"Your mother and her drug-sniffing dog were cleaning your room and happened upon this."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, teen, teens, teenager, messy room, messy bedroom, cleaning, caught, caught red-handed, discovered, drug, illegal drug, illegal drugs, drug abuse, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, drug-sniffing dog, drug-sniffing dogs, working dog, working dogs, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, detection dog, detection dogs, search, seizure, search and seizure, drug bust, drug busts
Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).
"Unfortunately, the urine test counted for half of the grade."
Tags:urine test, urine testing, urine tests, drug test, drug testing, drug tests, grade, grades, report, reports, school report, school reports, report card, report cards, school, marks, mark, marking system, marking system, cheat, cheat the system, cheating the system, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, drug, taking drugs, illegal drug, illegal drugs, steroids, steroid, adhd, add, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs, stimulant, stimulants
"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"
Tags:adam, eve, religion, religions, god, religious, original sin, christianity, christian, christians, myth, myths, creation, creationists, creationism, creationist, hand of god, bible, genesis, book of genesis, good, evil, controlled substance, controlled substances, drug, government regulated, medication, medicine, apple, apples, illegal drug, illegal drugs, forbidden, forbidden fruit, fall of man
Shoes talking about "rugs"
"Where do you buy LSD online?"
'Yeah, I've taken a few steroids lately - why?'
Botox: Cosmetic Miracle or Gateway Drug?
Tags:botox, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, plastic surgoen, plastic surgoens, plastic surgery, cosmetic surgery, drug, drug abuse, addiction, addictions, addict, addicts, disease, trend, popular, aging, anti-aging, illegal drug, illegal drugs, peer pressure, law enforcement, gateway drug, medical, medicine, miracle, treatment, trend, trends, fad, fads, infectious disease, infectious diseases
Entering California - no drugs - no illegal plants - no satirical or sarcastic literature.
"If this stuff has a street value of a hundred eighty million dollars, let's get out of here and find that street."
"I thought legal highs were banned now, Sarge?"
Tags:legal high, legal highs, illegal high, illegal highs, policemen, policeman, police officer, police officers, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal drug, legal drugs, illegal drug, illegal drugs, banned substance, banned substances
"They're weeds. They have no street value at all."
"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."
The first school day in Colorado after the legalisation of Cannabis.
"The nurse said to list the drugs I'm taking... I wrote the legal in the left column... illegal on the right."
"I don't smoke dope man, but the invisible monkey next to me does!"
The Joint: State Deficits and Millions in Tax Revenue.
'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'
'Isn't this where the sheriff burned that illegal marijuana patch?'
'Another Dutch diversion tactic, sir. They'll be offloading marihuana on the streets of Newcastle as we speak!'
'Wow! Thanks Dad, some smack!'