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The solar system is replaced by sports balls.
"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."
"Look, I didn't come down here to work on our relationship. I came here to work on my backhand."
Tags:relationship trouble, relationships troubles, backhand, backhands, forehand, forehands, tennis, tennis instructor, tennis instructors, talk, talks, talking, distract, distracts, distracting, distraction, distractions, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, tennis player, tennis players, couple, couples, couples counselor, couples counselors
"It looks bad, boss - they got your DNA off an old tennis ball."
Tags:dna, tennis, tennis ball, tennis balls, dog, dogs, guilt, guilty, mob, mobs, mob boss, mob bosses, chase, chases, chasing, fetch, fetches, fetching, game, games, criminal, criminals, organized crime, organised crime, guilt, forensic, forensics, forensic evidence, establish guilt, establishing guilt
"Well, I think there's more to life than having a terrific backhand."
Tags:tennis, tennis player, tennis players, competitive, competitiveness, competition, jealous, jealousy, backhand, insult, insults, unfaithful, ogle, ogling, defensive, defensiveness, tennis court, tennis courts, tennis match, tennis matches, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships
'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'
"You can't take a solo after every serve."
Tags:sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, racket, rackets, racquet, racquets, serve, serves, serving, net, nets, match, matches, game, games, music, air guitar, air guitarist, air guitarists, air guitars, guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarist, solo, solos, musical instrument, musical instruments, rock, rock and roll rock'n'roll, rock & roll, jamming, bad timing, inappropriate, bad sportsmanship
A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.
A tennis player serves with the fish and net.
"Just to set the record straight, I'm leaving you because you never turn your body to the net, you don't have a smooth swing, and because your forehand, backhand, and volley are inadequate!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, dating, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, complaint, complaints, complaining, sport, sports, tennis, tennis player, tennis players, amateur, amateurs, swing, backhand, forehand, volley, divorce, divorces, divorcing, splitting, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, reason, reasons
"Well, it has been a great summer for chanterelles."
'Doubles are easy. When they serve, just charge the net.'
Tags:tennis, player, players, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, serve, serves, serving, service, services, double, doubles, partner, partners, charge, charges, charging, charged, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidated, pair, pairs, paired, pairing, pairings, team sport, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Well, if you don't like tennis, golf, croquet, or swimming,are there any of them you might like to watch?"
Tags:golf, croquet, swimming, tennis, sport, sports, sport fan, sport fans, fan, fans, sports fan, sports fans, tv coverage, television coverage, sports channel, sports channels, sport channel, sport channels, male bonding, male-bonding, macho male, male stereotype, male stereotypes, macho males, macho man, macho men
'Your serves are great. Ground strokes, superb. It's your foot faults that are killing you.'
"Hey, Joe. How d'ya spell 'rhythm'?"
"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."
Tags:sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, winner, winners, winning, loser, losers, losing, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, net, nets, jumping, jumping over, accident, accidents, bad timing, forgetful, bad memory, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb, stupid, sportsmanship
"I'll tell you what's missing from your game- hate."
Tags:tennis, tennis player, tennis players, tennis match, tennis matches, aggression, aggressive, aggressiveness, hate, revenge, loser, losers, bad loser, bad losers, sportsmen, sportsman, aggressive tennis, competition, competitive, competitiveness, tennis tactics, dislike, mutual dislike, bad winner, bad winners, advice, good advice, giving advice
"I'll be the headlights, you be the deer."
"Care for some sports wine?"
Tags:drinker, drinkers, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, sports drink, sports drinks, soft drink, soft drinks, replenish, replenishes, replenishing, secret drinker, secret drinkers, hide, hides, hiding, tennis player, tennis players, tennis, exercise, exercises, exercising, sugary drink, sugary drinks
'What? You said court-appropriate attire!'
"And the score remains unchanged."
Tags:tennis, tennis game, tennis games, tennis player, tennis players, butterfly, butterflies, butterfly catcher, butterfly catchers, butterfly trader, butterfly traders, butterfly net, butterfly nets, draw, draws, score, hopelessness, tennis official, tennis officials, umpire, umpires, tennis umpire, tennis umpires
"Nick is in here, pondering his backhand."
'The difference between retirement and old age is where you put the ice.'
It's an addiction...let her watch the finals replay no more than twice a day until further notice.