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'... and no hitting below the belt like this...'
'Even if everyone does say you're blind, sir, I still have to examine you myself.'
'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '
'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'
'Get up, you're not that bad.'
'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'
'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'
'But then he couldn't call himself the Terrible Knight.'
In a galaxy far from our own, parents at junior sporting events behaved much as they do here.
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"We're never going to finish this game if you keep calling 'jump ball' every two seconds."
Wigton Town F.C. - Board Room.
Red Card - Gold Card.
'WALKING?!...That's the worst call ever!'
'...60, 80 - whoa! - a hundred bucks! Okaaaay, you've got 20 minutes.'
'Don't be nervous, Connor. Dig in at the plate, keep your eye on the ball, swing level...and if you strike out, just throw your helmet and blame it all on the ump.'
'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'
'You're not really going to try and challenge that traveling call are you?'
'Today should be an easy day. The instant replay unit is broken.'
'I'd say that one's probably on steroids too, Your Highness.'
Harold once again has a comment flagged.
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"Kill the third base umpire."