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'He's doing it again - chewing his cud while I'm trying to putt!'
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"A six-inch putt! How could I have missed it?"
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"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."
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Vince learns an important golf lesson: Always tip the beverage cart girl.
Hole in forty-seven.
"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"
"Maybe we need different types of clubs for different types of situations."
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'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'
"Now say 'aaaahh'. That's good. We'll have a look in those ears right after I sink this putt."
Tags:doctor, doctors, doctor stereotype, doctor stereotypes, medical stereotype, medical stereotypes, gp, gps, check up, check ups, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, physical, physicals, healthcare, health care, putter, putters, putting
"In this tournament we have created a different level of difficulty."
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golfs, putt, putting, putter, putters, green, golfing green, golf green, bogey, par, difficult lie, difficult lies, difficult putt, difficult putts, hard putt, hard putts, difficult green, difficult greens, hard level of difficulty, level of difficulty, bogies, tough lie
"And again in front of the hole!"
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Golfer using a machine to hit the golfball
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf cart, golf carts, technology, modern technology, cheater, cheaters, golf club, golf clubs, putter, putters, golf ball, golf balls, machine, machines, gold course, golf courses, golf green, golf greens, lazy, laziness, lazy golfer, lazy golfers, modern life
'Looks like he choked. Probably thinking too much.'
"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."
"No, not yet."
If golfers were honest with themselves.
'Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee-shot.'
'Oh no, more medical waste, what's this beach coming to!'
'Hey! I have some serious money riding on this putt.'
Sink the putt or else!
'Randy needs help! ... But let's putt out first. I don't want to hold up the foursome waiting behind us.'
'Just stave them off! I'm putting for eagle.'
'Remember, if I sink this putt, it's going to cost you money.'