Drug Store Cartoons and Comics

"Arthritis Pain Formula Anacin, Poli-grip, and a home-pregnancy test."

"Rub this on everything."

"I'm not a drug lord or a drug czar! I'm a pharmacist!"

"This one is over the counter. But, as yet, under the radar."

"You should take these in the presence of an attorney."

F.W. Woolworth and Karl Marx Go Into Retailing

"Sure, you can renew your subscription over the phone too. Need any prescriptions, too?"

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

"Early Halloween costume?"

'Hmm...better go with these.'

"I think that should cover this week's news cycle."

'Mary, you haven't been taking your calcium pills, have you?'

Cold and Flu Medication.

The generic version is the same as the brand name, but cheaper. You might find that highly addictive.'

"That would be in Aisle Six, the worried-well section."

Little Shop of Horrors

"These antidepressants should help with your natal Saturn-Pluto conjunction."

Man outside drug store holding sign saying 'Will work for my co-pay.'

"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."

J+P Pharmacy. Happy hour 5-7.

'Take them until further testing shows they really aren't effective.'

Herbal/Verbal Remedies: "Snap out of it."

"Can't you give him one of those personalities in a bottle I keep reading about?"

At the Impatient Pharmacy

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"