Drug Store Cartoons and Comics

"Arthritis Pain Formula Anacin, Poli-grip, and a home-pregnancy test."

"Rub this on everything."

F.W. Woolworth and Karl Marx Go Into Retailing

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

"Early Halloween costume?"

'Hmm...better go with these.'

'Mary, you haven't been taking your calcium pills, have you?'

Cold and Flu Medication.

The generic version is the same as the brand name, but cheaper. You might find that highly addictive.'

"That would be in Aisle Six, the worried-well section."

Little Shop of Horrors

"These antidepressants should help with your natal Saturn-Pluto conjunction."

Man outside drug store holding sign saying 'Will work for my co-pay.'

J+P Pharmacy. Happy hour 5-7.

"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."

'Take them until further testing shows they really aren't effective.'

"Can't you give him one of those personalities in a bottle I keep reading about?"

Herbal/Verbal Remedies: "Snap out of it."

At the Impatient Pharmacy

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'I can tell this prescription is a phony. The doctor's signature is legible.'

'This is a real miracle drug. It costs the same this year as it did last year.'

"Try these. All my cartoon character customers tell me they've never slept better."

Pharmacy - 'I'd like some irrational exuberance pills.'