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'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'
'Gribner is batting .317 with six home runs and a positive steroid testing average of just .17 lifetime. Here's the pitch.'
'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'
Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.
Later, Sir Leonard tested positive for steroids and was stripped of his gold medal.
Patty would soon be implicated in the infamous Cheerleading Steroid Scandal.
In addition to players, some major league umpires are suspected of using steroids.
'Of course, it makes you watch football and drink beer... what did you expect from a Male-Enhancer?'
'We've developed a method of enhancing performance with drugs that provides a negative result in dope tests.'