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"Here – if you dose at the exact moment you get fired, it really heightens the experience."
Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.
"Catnip for everyone."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, catnip, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, liquor, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, buying a round, drug, illegal drug, illegal drugs, addict, addicts, addiction
"Yes, but Mummy and Daddy are on legal drugs."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, teen, teens, teenager, youth, adolescence, adolescent, rebellious, rebellions, rebel, drug, illegal drugs, illegal drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, antidepressant, antidepressants, pill, pills, role model, role models, example, examples, word play, wordplay, modern life, modern parenting, modern parenthood
"Your mother and her drug-sniffing dog were cleaning your room and happened upon this."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, teen, teens, teenager, messy room, messy bedroom, cleaning, caught, caught red-handed, discovered, drug, illegal drug, illegal drugs, drug abuse, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, drug-sniffing dog, drug-sniffing dogs, working dog, working dogs, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, detection dog, detection dogs, search, seizure, search and seizure, drug bust, drug busts
'I had no idea that pixie dust was a controlled substance in this state!'
Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).
"Unfortunately, the urine test counted for half of the grade."
Tags:urine test, urine testing, urine tests, drug test, drug testing, drug tests, grade, grades, report, reports, school report, school reports, report card, report cards, school, marks, mark, marking system, marking system, cheat, cheat the system, cheating the system, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, drug, taking drugs, illegal drug, illegal drugs, steroids, steroid, adhd, add, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs, stimulant, stimulants
"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"
Tags:adam, eve, religion, religions, god, religious, original sin, christianity, christian, christians, myth, myths, creation, creationists, creationism, creationist, hand of god, bible, genesis, book of genesis, good, evil, controlled substance, controlled substances, drug, government regulated, medication, medicine, apple, apples, illegal drug, illegal drugs, forbidden, forbidden fruit, fall of man
'They are controlled substances because they cause uncontrolled behaviour.'
Shoes talking about "rugs"
Drug dealer says: 'Please enjoy responsibly.'
"Where do you buy LSD online?"
'Yeah, I've taken a few steroids lately - why?'
Newt's Other Stats
Tags:gingrich, newt gingrich, white house, clinton white house, white house staff, drug-user, drug-users, drug use, accusation, accusations, unfounded accusation, unfounded accusations, wild accusation, wild accusations, hippie, hippies, hippy, banana peel, banana peels, smoking banana peels, drug, illegal drugs
Botox: Cosmetic Miracle or Gateway Drug?
Tags:botox, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, plastic surgoen, plastic surgoens, plastic surgery, cosmetic surgery, drug, drug abuse, addiction, addictions, addict, addicts, disease, trend, popular, aging, anti-aging, illegal drug, illegal drugs, peer pressure, law enforcement, gateway drug, medical, medicine, miracle, treatment, trend, trends, fad, fads, infectious disease, infectious diseases
'I said 'no' to drugs...But they wouldn't take no for an answer!'
"In fact, this is the largest seizure to date in the history of any senior community center."
Tags:drugs seizure, drugs seizures, police, police officer, police officers, police raid, police raids, drugs raid, drugs raids, press conference, press conferences, senior community center, senior community centers, community center, community centers, community centre, community centres, old peoples centre, old peoples centres, senior, senior citizen, senior citizens, old people, older people, drug, illegal drugs
"El Chapo, the Mexican drugs Lord, has escaped from prison and is headed across the border for a showdown with Donald Trump."
Tags:el chapo, joaquín guzmán loera, drug lord, drug lords, drug cartels, donald trump, mexico, drug cartel, illegal drugs, escape, escapes, joapuin guzman loera, politics, immigration, republican, republicans, gop, presidential nominee, presidential nominees, presidential nomination, presidential nominations
Entering California - no drugs - no illegal plants - no satirical or sarcastic literature.
"If this stuff has a street value of a hundred eighty million dollars, let's get out of here and find that street."
'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'
"They're weeds. They have no street value at all."
"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."
"I thought legal highs were banned now, Sarge?"
Tags:legal high, legal highs, illegal high, illegal highs, policemen, policeman, police officer, police officers, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal drug, legal drugs, illegal drug, illegal drugs, banned substance, banned substances