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So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.
A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".
'I love these senior citizen discounts.'
'You have a slice in your fairway, but you're out of the rough and doing about par.'
'Since this sinkhole showed up, this is an easy par 3.'
'I'd use a wedge.'
Sometimes a desire for excellence needs to be tempered somewhat.
'This is the hole I was telling you about!'
Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.
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'A Hole In One!'
"In this tournament we have created a different level of difficulty."
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"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."
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Who says that golf is fun for the Hole Family?
Par - A young salmon which you may be lucky enough to spot if you have sliced into a river.
'Probably a nine iron, or in your case, nine iron, nine iron, nine iron. . .'
'I love these market updates they now have on each hole.'
"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"
The 'Gulf' Coast League.
'He claims that a one-minute massage before each shot has trimmed six strokes off his game.'
'...and twenty-two mulligans.'
Turf drops out of sky and plugs hole to bewilderment of golfers.
"5 shots. That's about Jim's par for this hole."
'They both finished 6 under par and, apparently, are heading into a sudden-death playoff.'
'What did I shoot? Depends. You want it in Celsius or Fahrenheit?'