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'Ok everyone, we want fresh ideas. There's no point in reinventing the...the...errmm...'
'Good day in the market?'
'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'
"The little pig with the portfolio of straw and the little pig with the portfolio of sticks were swallowed up, but the little pig with the portfolio of bricks withstood the dip in the market."
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'My problem is, I lost my first million before I made my first million.'
'I'm not interested in minimum risk. I want long term gains without risk.'
'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'
Cocktail Napkins for Today
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"For a minimal fee, we can download more predictability."
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'Now that's the kind of 'outside the box' thinking I've been talking about.'
'Tech's working on it to also predict, future market regulations.'
'Do you have any 'Congratulations on your I.P.O.' cards?'
"How about that! We're both carrying the same de-luxe executive personal-management portfolio."
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"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"
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'What's this I hear about you going long?'
'Unfortunately, this, here, is still a mystery.'
'Find out if that was a computer glitch or a market glitch?'
"My 401(k) is safe. It's tied up in booze futures."
Bull and bear checking in for work.
"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."
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Bull Arm Wrestling A Bear.
Last Emerging Market for 1000 Miles.
"Your broker has 'comped' your meals."
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"My broker jumped out a window, but that's small consolation."
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"Be that way, Marilyn. You weren't sneering at me when I was managing your portfolio."
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