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"Let's derail this! So use passive voice, express vague concerns, and call for a follow-on working group."
"Which version of yourself was the one who sabotaged the relationship?"
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What probably happened.
'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'
'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'
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'Well, this is your lucky day, Sheedy.Go in for Moore... He just blew out his knee.'
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'If I promise to give you a good reference would you consider working for our competitors?'
"I like fountains very much!"
A mouse hacks into a cats computer.
"I feel that just as as I think I can make ends meet, someone moves the ends!"
'Your previous employer hinted that you have a problem with chronic career self-sabotage. What's that all about?' 'Why don't you hire me, dummy, and find out for yourself?'
'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'
'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'
'Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive.'
"Now I'll tell you why I was happy talking to you for so long. My husband is standing for the opposition and I've just stopped you canvassing for 2 hours!"
'Distracting the fish.'
'Between ourselves sir, I'm starting to suspect somebody is tampering with these messages en route'
'The bath didn't work.'
Gaddafi stops oil exports to Italy. . . or Tripoli
GOP rep changes Democrat symbol to international no symbol.
'It's definitely a hardware problem.'
Worms saying as golf ball approaches: 'Right lads - let's stop it going down!'