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'My god, he's insane.'
"The thing is we lived in L.A.,...we never even needed mittens!"
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Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
Tags:jack, jack and the beanstalk, beanstalk, grill, grilling, men, manly, masculine, masculinity, suburban, suburbia, reality, realities, same same, parallel, parallels, monster, monsters, normal, normal life, everyday, seems normal, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, bbq, barbecue, middle america
"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."
Tags:urban development, develop, development, building, buildings, houses, house, construction, forest, forests, deforestation, tree, trees, cut down, destroy, destroyed, destruction, environment, nature, environmental destruction, housing development, housing developments, real estate, property, properties, suburbs, suburbans, suburbia, shoe, shoes, shoe house, shoe houses, old woman who live in a shoe, old woman, old women, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, poem, poems, poetry, literature
'I've become a victim of my own success. I'm starting to crack myself up.'
"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, pig, pigs, cattle, talking cows, talking cow, livestock, farm, farms, farming, farmers, farmer, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, the cow jumped over the moon, moon, moons, full moon, full moons, flying, jumping, jumping cows, flying cows, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, hey diddle diddle, mother goose, the cat and the fiddle, herd, herds, children's story, children's stories, book, books, literature, understand, cow thing, cow things, insider, insiders
The Humpty Syndrome: 'Hmm...Up until now, I never had the urge to sit on a wall...'
"You're late! And don't hand me any of that all the king's horses crap!"
Tags:coming home, returning home, late, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, fictional character, fictional characters, humpty dumpty, excuses, excuses
Humpty Dumpty goes skiing.
Tags:nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, fictional character, fictional characters, wall, walls, fall, falling, humpty dumpty, sport, sports, winter sport, winter sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, bad idea, risky, dangerous
"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."
"Now I want you to jump over this candlestick fifteen times! Go!"
Tags:nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, jack, jack be nimble, jump over, jump, jumping, candle, candles, candlestick, candlesticks, exercise, exercising, fitness, personal training, personal trainer, personal trainers, jumping jack, jumping jacks, gym, gyms, fitness club, fitness clubs, health club, health clubs, fitness centre, fitness centres, fitness center, fitness centers
"I'll try to be more like the owl if you'll be more like the pussycat."
"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."
Tags:humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, all the kind's horses, horses, help, helping, not helping, mess, messed, trauma, traumatising, wrong tools, wrong for the job, right skills, horror, horrifying, subverted, subversion, invert, inverted, inversion, all the king's men, repair, repairs, hooves, hoof, trample, trampled
"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"
Tags:animal, animals, sheep, flock, flocks, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, bo-peep, little bo-peep, roll call, roll calls, attendance, present, answer, answers, answering, name, names, list, lists
"Let's see! You had roast beef. I had none."
Tags:this little piggy went to market, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, pig, pigs, children's story, children's stories, children's literature, children's lit, roast beef, literary character, literary characters, bill, bills, restaurant bill, restaurant bills, restaurant check, restaurant cheque
Firemen holding an egg carton out for Humpty Dumpty
"I don't want to know anything about it - as long as they stay out of the kitchen!"
"This one's going down."
Old MacDonald had an Office
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"All in favor, say, 'ee-yi-ee-yi-oh'"
"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."
Tags:dish, spoon, talk show, talk shows, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, dishes, spoons, hey diddle diddle, work together, works together, working together, cliche, cliches, celebrity couple, celebrity couples, couple, couples, ran away, run away, actor, actors, acting, movie star, movie stars, late night talk show, late night talk shows
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First Little Piggy Investment Associates
"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."
Tags:egg, eggs, boil, boiled, boiled egg, hard boiled, doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, live, to live, food, foods, humpty dumpty, humpty dumpty sat on a wall, nursery rhyme, rhyme, nursery rhymes, eat, eating, eats, medicines, prognosis, diagnosis, terminal, eggy, personified, through the looking glass, myths, myth, cook, cooking, cooked, cooks
Three Big Pigs
Tags:three little pigs, three little piggies, 3 little pigs, 3 little piggies, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, businesses, expansion, business expansions, fat cat, fat cats, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, law firm, law firms, named partner, named partners, success, successes, the american dream, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, pig, pigs