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"I didn't call a masseuse but if one Happens by send her right in."
"Remember, in the other version they had a pea-green boat, and here they're using public transportation."
Tags:pea-green boat, owl and pussycat, poem, poems, poet, poets, poetry, story, storybook, stories, book, books, owl, cat, owls, cats, turkey, turkeys, rat, rats, nonsense, silly, kids, kid, child, children, bedtime story, bedtime, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, daughter, daughters, update, updated
"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, visitation, visitor, visitors, television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, british, update, updates, updating, keeping up, bad news, good news, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, drama, historical, spoiler, spoilers, plot, storyline, following
A woman waits in a "Gossip" stand
Tags:news, newspaper, newspapers, jounalist, jounalism, jounalists, gossip, gossipmag, gossip mag, gossip mags, gossip magazine, gossip magazines, high-brow, high brow, low brow, low-brow, news stand, news stands, rumour, rumor, rumours, rumors, gossiping, gossips, daily news, update, updating, tabloid, tabloids, tabloid journalism, tabloid magazine, tabloid magazine, circulate, circulation, gossip monger, circulating stereotype, stereotypes, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes
"I wasn't cable-ready."
'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'
'What'd I miss?'
Tags:fan, fans, fanatic, fanatics, miss, misses, missed, late, lateness, game, games, spectator, spectators, watch, watches, watched, watching, finis, finished, finishes, finishing, update, updates, updated, updating, fill in, fills in, filling in, filled in, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I brought you an updated list of people to admire."
Tags:role model, role models, metoo, #metoo, idol, idols, hero, heroes, heroic, harasser, harassers, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, too much coffee man, admire, admires, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, set an example, sets an example, setting an example, update, updates, let down, let downs, admiration, parent, parents, parenting, inappropriate behavior, inappropriate behaviour, modern times, modern life
'Twittering about the fact that you're twittering,seems to be a waste of time.'
"You are now unsubscribed. You will received a weekly email confirming your unsubscription."
'Man, I need to update my business.'
New, Improved Cat
Tags:cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat, cats, feline, felines, obedient, obedience, thoughtful, thoughtfulness, considerate, consideration, update, updates, updated, genetic engineer, genetic engineers, genetic engineering, genetic modification, genetically modified, improved, improvement, improvements
"Do you have anything newer and more useless?"
Tags:gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, technological advances, technological advancement, technological advancements, technical advancements, technical advances, electrical appliance, electrical appliances, shop, shops, geek, geeks, geeky, geekiness, phone, phones, phone shop, phone shops, update, updates, new model, new models
"Hold on though... 'to unlock the complete incantation... download potions pro?'"
Tags:witches, witch, cauldron, cauldrons, spell, spells, incantation, incantations, magic, alchemy, alchemists, potion, potions, magic potion, magic potions, magic spell, magic spells, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, smart device, smart devices, tablet, tablets, app, apps, applications, application, software, update, updates, os, os update, operating system, in app purchase, in app purchases, upgrade, upgrades, forced upgrade, forced upgrades, modern life, digital life, phone problems, smartphone problems
"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."
7 More Dwarfs
Follow stock trades of the rich & famous on Twitter.
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
Surely there's an easier way of moving files?'
Peter and the Wolf, 1995.
Tags:peter and the wolf, classical, classical music, modern adaptation, modern adaptations, animal rights, animal rights activist, animal rights activists, animal rights activism, moral dilemma, moral dilemmas, modern fairy tale, modern fairy tales, update, updates, updating, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism
"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."
Tags:parenting, modern life, children, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, formal, formal record, fromal records, update, updates, businessman, businessmen, son, sons, status update, status updates, updating, childhood, child, kid, kids, business report, business reports, mankoff
'Ah-ha! I found the problem, dad.'
'Today's financial report will be a short one: We had money, now we don't.'
'Sorry - I'd love to come out, but I'm busy updating my Facebook status.'