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"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"
"This election though, am I right?
"This is not a good place for me to be off leash."
"Look, I watched bush for his first hundred days and now I'm trying to take a nap, O.K."
"Welcome to hell. The only thing you're allowed to watch down here is politics."
Presidential candidate bandwagon.
"I love their reaction when I tell them that hell isn't fire and brimstone, it's an eternal-long election race."
"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."
"Headache...Nausea...Vomiting...You've probably just seen too many of those campaign ads."
Voter falls asleep in the booth
'Why is it called 'suffrage'? Because we have to suffer through another election.'
Super Pac TV Ads
Election results - "Who won?"
'Stating that they've 'had it up to here' with Presidential candidates, the New Hampshire State Legislature today passed a resolution to secede from the Union....'
"It's election season, buddy... You don't know how lucky you are!"
Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.
"Gee...that wasn't too bad."