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The Princess And The Watermelon
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"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."
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"Sometimes, late at night, I do wonder, 'is he laughing at me or laughing with me?'"
"I couldn't sleep."
"I had a bad dream that you were getting rest."
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"I can't sleep. I just got this incredible craving for capital."
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"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."
"Try thinking about something else."
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"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"
"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."
Tags:for whom the bell tolls, poet, poets, poetry, john donne, saying, sayings, idiom, idioms, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, mod con, mod cons, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, sleepless night, sleepless nights, exhausted, exhaustion, insomnia, insomniac, irritating, irritation, irritations, hmm, humming
"Your 2 am is here."
Tags:up all night, baby, babies, infant, infants, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, sleepless night, sleepless nights, crying baby, crying babies, cry, cries, scream, screams, screaming, screaming baby, screaming babies, shriek, shrieks, sobbing, colic, wake up, wakes up, waking up, appointment, appointments
'You can always pick out the new parents by their coffee I.V.'
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
Al doesn't count sheep...
"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."
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"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."
"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."
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'She'll open her eyes in a few days. I don't know about us.'
'I wish the 3:00 am calls, urging attention on so many things, would stop...allowing one to get a full night of sleep!'
"335 sheep, 336 sheep, 337 sheep, 338 sheep, 1 quarterly report, 1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, 4 sheep, 5 sheep..."
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Counting sleeping sheep.
"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."
Parents sleeping with a new baby.
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