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"I feel a draft."
"'Coulda, woulda, shoulda'... yeah, we get a lot of that."
". . . and now for some superduper funtastic team bonding games."
"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
"Sometimes I just like to mess with their minds."
"I suggest that we grab a bite first."
Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.
Poetry reading nightly
"We don't much go in for the Stockholm syndrome around here."
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"See you in hell."
Puppetry for the damned
"It's not the heat - it's the eternal damnation."
Bobbing for hell
"I can help the next person in line."
"As long as you don't sign anything in blood you should be O.K."
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"Welcome to Hell. You'll be introducing acquaintances to each other via email for the rest of eternity."
'God damn you.'
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
"At least you have something to look back on. Mine were all sins of omission."
'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'
'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'
"You're never going to be happy if your only definition of success is Heaven."
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"I love shark week."
"Hey, you're preaching to the choir."
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