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'Hi, I was wondering if you might be interested in buying some bear repellent?'
'At the risk of sounding judgemental, I don't think they really mean it.'
"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."
Tags:lady or the tiger, logic, logic puzzle, logic puzzles, puzzle, puzzles, game, games, problem, problems, solution, solutions, expectation, expectations, predator, predators, schmooze, schmoozes, schmoozer, schmoozers, schmoozing, wild animal, wild animals, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople
Tags:mimosa, mimosas, brunch, brunches, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, breakfast, breakfasts, christian, christians, christianity, proselytize, proselytizes, proselytizing, proselytise, proselytises, proselytising, door-to-door, harass, harasses, harassment
Do you agree that national polls are fair and unbiased, or are you some kind of moron?'
"It's Lamar, Senator, he's going to take our attack ads door to door."
Tags:attack ad, attack ads, attack advert, attack adverts, politician, politicians, senator, senators, campaign ad, campaign ads, campaign advert, campaign adverts, door to door, door-to-door, election, elections, election result, election results, voter, voters, voting, vote, votes, threat, threats, threatening, intimidation, intimidating, intimidate, intimidated, bully, bullies, hired thug, hired thugs
"A good day to you, sir, and might the cow of the house be in?"
Tags:cow, cows, cattle, cattles, bull, bulls, salesman, salesperson, door-to-door, cliche, cliches, man of the house, woman of the house, husband, husbands, wife, wives, lady of the house, interruption, interruptions, unwelcome, surprise, surprises, surprising, annoy, annoys, annoying, irritation, irritations, irritating
"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
Tags:savings, alien, aliens, watch, watches, sales, salesperson, salespeople, offer, offers, door-to-door, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, discount, discounts, discounted, travelling salesman, travelling salesmen, traveling salesman, traveling salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, advert, adverts, ad, ads
"There is a Mr. Hayer at the front door with four hundred and twenty-seven legitimate ways to beat the system."
"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."
The world's most unemployable family
Tags:family, families, parent, parents, child, children, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, employable, unemployable, unemployment, useless, useless career, useless degree, dead-end, handwriting analyst, handwriting analysts, art, artist, artists, repairman, repairmen, appliance repairmen, appliance repairman, door-to-door, door-to-door sales, sales, salesman, salesmen, door-to-door salesman, door-to-door salesmen, encyclopedia, profession, professions, professional, professionals, hopeless, no hope, job hunting, job search, looking for jobs, recruiting, recruitment, impractical, worthless
Acquisition Fever Hits The Girl Scouts
Tags:girl scout, girl scouts, acquisition, acquisitions, takeover, takeovers, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers, cookie, cookies, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, modern life, competitive, competitive industry, competitive industries, competing, merger, mergers, merging, corporate merger, corporate mergers, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, business, businesses, board meeting, board meetings, sales strategy, sales strategies, child prodigy, child prodigies
Door-To-Door Attack Ads
'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).
'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.'
No Cold Callers
"Perhaps you'd care for a home medical encyclopedia that is a little less specific, sir."
Tags:encyclopedia, encyclopedias, home encyclopedia, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, door-to-door, sell, sells, selling, seller, sellers, medical, medical encyclopedia, symptom, symptoms, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, look up, looks up, looking up, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances
Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.
"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."
Tags:chinese menu, chinese menus, fax, faxes, fax machine, fax machines, advertise, advertises, advertising, advert, adverts, intrusive, intruding, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, takeout, takeouts, take out, take out place, take out places, menu, menus, door-to-door, modern life, modern times
'I already have a home security system.'
'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'
"Whether we are insured for small print in our contracts?"
"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."
Tags:professional, professionals, door to door, door-to-door, sales, salesmen, salesman, connection, connections, network, networking, networks, networked, social media, social, media, door, door knocking, knocking, unsolicited, invitations, request, requests, invitation, obtrusive, annoying, annoyance, apartment, apartments, urban, urban life, urban living, modern, modern life, modern living, internet, the internet, tech, business, businesses, corporation, corporations, corporate
'At least, the customers still remember our company, our products and me...'