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"If it's any consolation, toward the end he was high as a kite."
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A Wii in a manger
Tags:three kings, king, kings, manger, mangers, jesus, christ, console, consoles, games, game, stables, stable, christmas, xmas, born, birth, saviour, saviours, savior, saviors, sheep, donkey, donkeys, chickens, chicken, nativity, crib, cribs, three wise men, wise men, wise man, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."
"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"
Tags:gaming, game, games, computers, computer game, video game, video games, vidya, bored, boring, hobbies, controller, controllers, console, consoles, games console, judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, your honor, honor, your honour, court, courts, court of law, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, prosecute, prosecutor, attention, pay attention, focus, focused, focusing
"Don't worry Liz, this is a big city – you'll meet another idiot."
'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'
It's the same as my system software, he sleeps after a period of inactivity and reboots with a click.
"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."
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'Then it's settled. She gets the house, he gets the cars and the video games go to the winner of a game of 'Guitar Hero'.'
"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."
'Ah, here it is- section three, paragraph two: ‘console, but don't cuddle'.'
"Have you any idea how much that playstation cost?"
'You're right, it is too nice outside to play inside. Could you help me carry the TV and PlayStation out to the deck?'
'You won't find a better system for under $20.'
"I miss being a passive spectator."
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"Had to give up hitchhiking. I got carpal tunnel syndrome."
'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'
"This camp had better have a power port!"
"It' always tough when you lose someone."
"I know what you're facing. My Ted was previously owned, too."
Tags:remarriage, second marriage, second marriages, husband, husbands, husband and wife, husbands and wives, second wife, console, consoling, control, controlling, domineering, dominating, taking charge, gender issue, gender issues, marriages, couples, couple, pre-owned, preowned, second hand, second-hand, preloved, pre-loved, previously owned, property, personal property
'But we can console ourselves that money is the root of all evil.'
"Oh, that sounds awful. I can only imagine how you must be feeling."
Tags:phony, phonies, lie, lying, fake, fakes, two face, two-faced, two-face, contradict, contradictory, empathy, sympathy, sympathetic, empathetic, console, consolation, consolations, pity, pitying, patronise, patronising, lip service, lip-service, all talk, keeping up appearances, box, boxing, punch, punched, punching, beat, beating, hurt, passive aggressive, passive-aggressive, sorry, apologetic, apologies, apology, genuine, genuine article, disingenuous
ONE HORSE TOWN
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, sad drunk, console, comfort, small town, village, town, towns, villages, tiny town, low population, one-horse town, horse, horses, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, lonely, bartender, bartenders, talking horse, talking animal, talking animals, sayings, expressions
'Well, yes, son, technically they are right when they call you a 'heel'. But remember, it's not who you are on the outside, it's what you taste like on the inside.'
"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."
Tags:guitar, guitarist, guitarists, guitar hero, college, colleges, college kids, kid, kids, child, children, education, educate, educational, educated, educates, music, musical, musician, musicians, music theory, musical training, tech, geek, geeks, nerd, nerds, gamer, gamers, game, games, video game, video games, vidya, consoles, console, university, universities, scholarship, scholarships, school, schools, prestigious schools, music program, parent, parents, parenting