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"I should like to buy a handgun while it is still legal," said Alice very gently.
'Sorry, but under-the-table donations aren't tax deductible.'
"I've gotten plenty of table scraps but no one has ever given me money under the table."
"Hey, you said you were passing money under the table. This is a subpoena!"
"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"
"Awesome! My very own hush-money! I can't wait to tell Mona and the kids about THIS!"
'Psssst... Beach balls... Psssst, get yer beach balls here...'
"I want to know if there's any truth to these kickback charges."
"Well, technically, for tax reasons, my master has listed me as an employee charged with guarding his tools..."
'You have 'Washington D.C. Wrist,' Senator. It's a repetitive-stress injury caused by careless, under-the-table handling of cash-stuffed envelopes!'
"My job might be boring, but it puts food under the table."
"Under the table for two?"
Dealing Room - Double Dealing Room.
'What goes on above the table and below the table is between you and me.'