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"Why, thank you, pembroke. It is a harebrained idea."
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"Mate with you? I was just going to use you as a Q-tip."
Tags:clean your ears, cleaning your ears, q-tip, q-tips, monster, monster, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, giant, giants, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstood, mate, mates, mating, misinterpret, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, get the wrong idea, gets the wrong idea, getting the wrong idea
Tonight's English as a second language class has been cancelled,
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"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
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'One letter at a time.'
'Money can't buy happiness? Then how much to lease it?'
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'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'
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'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'
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'No. I said, 'Inhale deeply, and hold your breath.''
"Try to understand … I never said you had big feet.''
"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."
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'It's not a prescription. It's a letter from my son in med school that I'm hoping you can decipher.'
"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"
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'No, I said 'paralegals'.'
"It's co-wuld! You didn't tell me it was going to be co-wuld!"
Tags:ski, skiing, skiing holiday, skiing holidays, skier, skiers, regret, regrets, regretful, cold, the cold, cold weather, freezing, freezing weathers, unprepared, misunderstand, misunderstanding, uninformed, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, miscommunications, miscommunication, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints
"Confound it, Hawkins, when I said I meant that literally, that was just a ﬁgure of speech."
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"Mother? You might want to rethink posting #Momswhoread."
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"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."
"You don't get it, Daddy, because they're not targeting you."
'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'
'I feel awful. Coach was clutching his throat and turning blue, but I thought it was the 'bunt' sign.'
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The Final Chapter.
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'That's not proof the Mayans had advanced timekeeping methods, you idiot. It's the timex I lost here yesterday.'
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