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'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'
"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."
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"It was the cheapest way for us to cover the potholes."
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"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."
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A road painter is resting on the side of the road. Rather than painting white lines on a black road he has been painting black on a white road, leaving some white bits.
Local Democracy: How it works. . .
'Don't blame the lawyer!'
'As responsible city council members, we must always promote open dialogue and transparency.'
'And you've written to the council on this one.'
"Oh, stop complaining! Our partner agencies conducted a full tenant consultation exercise!"
"On the advice of counsel, Senator, I'd like to sing 'The Star-Spangled Banner.' "
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"Claiming self-defence was good. Too bad you added, 'She had it coming."
'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'
'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'
Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'
'So, you're a little Hitler? You're hired.'
'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'
'Oh picky,picky!! We TOLD you there'd be a little mess while we replaced the sidewalk!!'
'We had a contested election for student council and decided to settle it right away.'
'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.' 'I know. They were me!'
"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"
On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself
"Somebody's screwed up...there's a bit of road here nobody's working on..."
'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'