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"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."
"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."
"I'm thinkin' blond."
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"Tell me again—which blond actress is she the blond-actress daughter of?"
'The National Debt just sounds like it's a lot of money because it's such a large number.'
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'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'
'Oh, but I did file your tax return, Mr. Slinkmeyer! Right here, under 'T'!'
'You heard the man, Harold. It's a formal cruise--go back to the room and put on your black flip-flops.'
'...How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?'
"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."
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'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'
Blind beggar with sign proclaiming 'I am blond - and possibly dyslexic.'
'Why, how sweet of you! -- a ticket to what?'
'Honestly, at your age, I prefer naughty.'
"I've never been able to tell those Snider twins apart."
'I'm trying to see if blondes really do have more fun.'
Blonde woman with bottle of peroxide.It reads:'Warning causes dizziness.'
"To be perfectly frank, the preceding was a paid political bunch of lies."
'I just love these fall colors.'