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"Of course, it helped that my father was also a king."
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"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."
Larry froze, unsure of what to do. Yes, he was a doctor, but on the other hand, this wasn't technically a house.
Magic kit - make anything mysteriously disappear.
A winged boy scout carries an old lady across the road
"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"
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'The ethics training has improved my behaviour to where I'm only amoral.'
'Is there a healthcare representative in the house?!'
Someone justifying their inaction over addressing the problems of man's impact on the environment.
'It basically boils down to you need to do stuff better.'
'OK... you can tell the Irish Prime Minister we've solved his debt crisis.'
'Keep driving - we can't open the doors anyway!'
'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'
'I think it's time I put my priorities in order... I want you to find out what they are.'
'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'
'I said, any other tips on avoiding stress?'
Extremely Practical Jokes.
For Sale: An opportunity to help the environment
'I'd help you but I'm ergonomically challenged.'
Golfer being helped by God
"Can I do anything for you besides sending over the wine steward?"
The most unhelpful map.
'It wouldn't kill you to help decorate, ya big stupid oaf!!'
'A little help!!'