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'Sorry we had to kill you, but it was the only way we could get some computer tech support up here.'
Helpful Paperclip Island
"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."
"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, daughter, daughters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping bags, mommy's little helper, mummy's little helper, helper, helpers, helping, life lesson, life lessons, bread, baguette, promise, promises, careful, learning
Magic kit - make anything mysteriously disappear.
"Thank you, Adrian. Parenting is a learning process, and your criticisms help."
Tags:help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, help out, helping out, parent, parents, parenting, kid, kids, child, children, learning, learn, learns, criticism, criticisms, critique, critiques, critiquing, brat, brats, bratty, feedback, feedback request, feedback requests, family dinner, family dinners, son, sons, process, processes, complaint, complaints, complaining, entitled
"Sorry, Roy, I don't think any man can help."
Tags:help, helps, helping out, helps out, depressed, depression, helper, helpers, cheer, cheerful, cheerfulness, melancholy, melancholic, clinical depression, sad, sadness, pathetic, helpless, helpful, helpfulness, therapist, therapists, therapy, lost cause, lost causes, refuse, refuses, refusing, refusal, refusals, gender divide, gender division, gender divisions
'Self-help books? Umm... Yeah... They're over in... Uh... Section 12.'
'And how long have you had this fear of heights, Mr. Fernandez?'
While he appreciated Karen's desire to help, Roger let her know that pointing out areas he had missed was unnecessary.
"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."
Tags:santa, santa claus, mrs. claus, sleigh, sleighs, santa's sleigh, santa's sledge, sledge, sledges, sled, sleds, santa's sled, animal, animals, reindeer, elf, elves, santa's elves, helper, helpers, christmas, yule, noel, xmas, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, fox, foxes, goat, goats, cow, cows, chicken, chickens, sheep, pig, pigs, business, businesses, company, companies, employer, employers, employee, employees, management, manager, mangers, government, politics, politically correct, correct, equal, equality, equal-opportunity, equal-opportunity employer, equal-opportunity employers, equal opportunity, equal opportunity employer, equal opportunity employers, assortment, assortments, affirmative action, discrimination, prejudice, positive action, employment equity
Someone justifying their inaction over addressing the problems of man's impact on the environment.
Fruit Cake Production Line.
'It basically boils down to you need to do stuff better.'
A help lion.
"That blasted maid's got everything upside-down again!"
Tags:maid, maids, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, hired help, help, helper, helpers, wait staff, clean, cleans, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, gravity, upside-down, redecorate, redecorates, redecorating, redecoration, flip, flips, flipping, flipped, house, houses, home, homes, nuisance, nuisances, rearrange, rearranges, rearranging, law of physics, laws of physics, defy, defies, defying
3 Guys Stealing
Tags:moving van, moving vans, moving service, moving services, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, criminal, criminals, logo, logos, calling card, calling cards, couch, couches, furniture, steal, steals, stolen, mover, movers, moving company, moving companies, thief, thieves, thieving, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, forthright, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies
"And my offering to help you across the street in no way is reflection of your age."
Tags:boy scout, boy scouts, scout, scouts, old lady, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, cross the street, crossing the street, street crossing, street crossings, old woman, old lady, give offense, giving offense, give offence, giving offence, offensive, offensiveness, spare feelings, hurt feelings
"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."
"Help this poor wretch, Lord."
Tags:wretch, wretches, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, tin cup, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, my brother's keeper, brother's keeper, brothers keeper, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, less fortunate, unfortunate, rich, riches, class divide, class division, class divisions, wealthy, 1%
"Here, let me take that for you."
"C'mere, kitty. Come over here, kitty. Good kitty. Nice kitty cat. Get over here, you @#*% furball."
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, kitty cat, kitties, kitten, kittens, feline, felines, pet, pets, snow, snows, ski, skis, skiing, winter sport, winter sports, blizzard, blizzards, fall, falls, fallen, falling down, fallen down, plant, plants, planted, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, rescued, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers
Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.
'I think it's time I put my priorities in order... I want you to find out what they are.'
'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'