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'We reorganized so many times we are now one of our own subsidiaries.'
'In my proposed management reorganization plan, we shuffle our desks around like this, really FAST, announce we've made a 50% staff reduction, and hope nobody notices!'
"It's a panic alarm. It goes off every time management show any interest in another reorganisation."
"We can't call it restructuring, we did that in 98' and 97',"
We can't call it restructuring,we did that in '98 and'97...
"We can't call it restructuring,we did that in '99 and '2002..." "And we used 'reorganisation' in 2000 and 2003." "What about 'strategic reorientation' We haven't done that since 2004."
'OK ladies and gentlemen, when I start the music start circling the chairs. When the music stops please take up your new post...'
"Management just spent twelve million dollars hiring an outside agency to help them control their spending."
'I've been restructured.'
"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"
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"If you can stay on throughout our restructuring, you can keep your job."
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Democrats Reorganize To Balance the Budget.
"We've tried rebranding, downsizing, and reorganization. I say it's time we change our approach."
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"The good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team!...and the bad news? You are the team!"
"It's all a matter of planning...."
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"What about 'transformed'. . . we haven't used that yet!"
"...so I guess it's time to restructure again!"
17 Days Without a Reorganization
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'The reorganisation is moving along. Here comes the new honcho now.'
"With our recent merger, reorganization and downsizing, I don't know where I'm to go to work."
"We need to reorganize. Harris, switch seats with Miss Olsen."
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"My next song goes out to all those staffers who worry about job status in light of the recent reorg. It's called 'Somehow We'll Manage'."
'On the Positive side he's 23 less dead than he would have been before the reorganisation.'
Very Early in the Reorganization.