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"Your son is probably one of the best floppers I've ever coached."
'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'
"I know I can't use hands, but no one said anything about teeth."
"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"
'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'
The Klinsmann code.
"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."
The whole club stands behind the coach...
"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."
Julen Lopetegui Agote
"This kid soccer league is getting pretty serious."
"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"
"I told you my lucky pennies would work."
"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"
"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."