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Bud's Coaching Staff Removal Service.
Tags:sports, sports coach, sports coaches, coaching, coach, coaches, manager, managers, team, teams, football coach, football coaches, coaching staff, coaching team, coaching teams, redundant, redundancies, redundancy, fire, fires, fired, sack, sacked, sacks, removal services, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"And if you forget who you're covering I'll be on the sidelines, in Hugo Boss, ready to remind you."
Tags:basketball player, basketball players, basketball game, basketball games, basketball match, basketball matches, coach, coaches, sports coach, sports coaches, basketball coach, basketball coaches, suit, suits, designer clothes, designer clothing, designer suit, designer suits, locker room, locker rooms, sideline, sidelines, motivational speech, motivational speeches, pep talk, pep talks
'OK, it's a new season, so I want to see some hustle out there!'
"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."
Tags:boxer, boxers, boxing, gym, gyms, boxing gym, boxing gyms, coach, coaches, sports coach, sports coaches, punch bag, punch bags, punching bags, tea party, tea parties, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, forbidden friendship, forbidden friendships, secret friendship, secret friendship, macho, hypermasculine, hypermasculinity, masculinity, embarrassed, embarrassing, punching bag, punching bags
"Hey, coach. Was it 'keep your head up, feet apart and eyes straight ahead', or 'Feet up, eyes apart and head on straight', or..."
"Mom, dad, how do you expect me to win if my parents can't rant and rave better than that? I wanna see you go completly berserk with an insane tantrum. Let's try it again."
"You know, I never really thought to ask - I just assumed he knows they can't hear him."
"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"
Tags:national collegiate athletic association, mascot, mascots, team mascot, team mascots, team sport, team sports, football coach, football coaches, sports coach, sports coaches, ncaa, animal mascot, animal mascots, sports fan, sports fans, college football, college basketball, basketball coach, basketball coaches
"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."
'How do you expect to jump over the real moon if you can't make it over a few boards nailed together? Let's go! Move it! Move it!'
'Really?! You didn't get fired today, either?! That's 60 days in a row! I'm so proud of you!'
"Coach, I got so good at sitting on the bench when I was on your team, I decided to make a career of it. So, for jaywalking I'm throwing I'm throwing you in jail for four years."
"Now, Chalmers, imagine you're a particle whizzing round the Hadron Collider..."
Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, runner, runners, running, coach, coaches, coaching, athletics coach, athletics coaches, sports coach, sports coaches, scientist, scientists, particle physics, particle physicist, particle physicists, hadron collider, physics, physicist, physicists, running track, running tacks, gym, gyms, gym teacher, gym teachers
"Why can't we have a discussion without it escalating into a shouting match?"
Tags:coach, coaches, megaphone, megaphones, shouting match, shouting matches, shouting competition, shouting competitions, domestic, domestics, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, sports coach, sports coaches, sport coach, sport coaches, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems
"Sheesh, enough already with the sports metaphors."
Tags:coach, coaches, coaching, sports coach, sports coaches, sport coach, sport coaches, sports metaphor, sports metaphors, sport metaphor, sport metaphors, cliche, cliches, cliché, clichés, baseball coach, baseball coaches, baseball player, baseball players, baseball metaphor, baseball metaphors, motivational speech, motivational speeches
'It doesn't look good, coach. He was sitting down after cheering a base hit and got a sliver - a big one... He might be lost for the rest of the season.'
"Well, what do you know, my coach remembered my birthday!"
Tags:coach, coaching, coaches, mentor, mentors, mentoring, consultant, consultants, life coach, life coaches, sports coach, birthday, birthdays, forget, forgetting, remember, remembers, memory, memories, forgetful, forgot, forgotten, prone to forget, personal touch, personal touches, business relation, business relations, work relations, work relation, anniversary, date
The results bear me out.
"You reddish brown! Azure tinge! Pastel yellows and mauves!"
Tags:colour, colours, color, colors, colourful language, colorful language, bad language, coach, coaches, sports coach, sports coaches, coaching, curse word, curse words, cuss word, cuss words, bad language, expletives, expletive, profanity, profanities, swear word, swear words, motivational speech, motivational speeches, motivational talk, motivational talks, football manager, football managers
"Yar gotta avoid bein' a bit stiff to stop becoming' a stiff."
'After much thought and consideration, I've decided to remain as coach of the team in order to spend less time with my family.'
Tags:professional coach, professional coaches, sports coach, sports coaches, press conference, press conferences, media conference, media conferences, job, jobs, family time, family, avoidance, avoiding, avoid, wives, wife, kid, kids, father, fathers, fatherhood, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
....meanwhile, back in the locker room at the Whack-A-Mole game.
Tags:whack-a-mole, whack a mole, locker room, locker rooms, mole, moles, coach, coaches, sports coach, sports coaches, sport coach, sport coaches, concussion, concussions, sports injury, sport injury, sports injuries, sport injuries, motivational speech, motivational speeches, motivational talk, motivational talks, arcade game, arcade games
'Oh, here we go again. Coach is going to tee off on the ref.'
'Can't you read?'
'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'