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'Timeout . . . he's stuck.'
Tags:time out, timeout, timeouts, time outs, sports injury, sports injuries, sport injury, basketball, basketball match, basketball game, basketball games, basket, baskets, basketball player, basketball players, coach, coaches, basketball court, basketball courts, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I hurt my hand playing racketball, so you may find this prescription to be surprisingly legible.'
Tags:rollerskate, rollerskates, rollerskating, rollerblade, rollerblades, roller-blades, roller-skate, roller-skates, injury, injuries, sport injury, sports injury, sports injuries, sport injuries, broken leg, broken legs, broken bone, broken bones, traction, pulley, pulleys, hospital, hospitals, hospital bed, hospital beds
Melvyn Pawnmeyer: Cranial Dislocation. Out for the remainder of the season.
Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.
'Didn't you hear me? I yelled 'FORE'!'
'Thank goodness... I thought I was having another concussion!'
'My hook isn't that bad.'
"...and the action figures will have concussions, they'll be on stretchers and wheelchairs..."
Tags:movie, movie companies, film company, film companies, concussions, head injury, head injuries, football injury, football injuries, sport injury, sports injury, head wound, head wounds, movie company, production company, football movie, tie-in, action figure, injury, concussion, wheelchair, stretcher, stretchers, wheelchairs, injuries, film production, movie production, movie productions, film productions
"Interesting game. One of the Red Sox payers was hit by a pitch, another was spiked, one of the Yankees wrenched his shoulder, another's knee gave out..."
"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."
Tags:exercise ball, exercise balls, exercise, exercises, exercising, gym, gyms, workout, workouts, work out, work outs, work-out, work-outs, exercise regime, exercise regimes, fitness regime, fitness regimes, exercise equipment, fitness equipment, gym equipment, sport injury, sport injuries, sports injury, sports injuries
"Football has been good for me."
"I'm really sorry about this. I've called the paramedics and they're on their way. Errr.....you couldn't just crawl forward a few more feet before they get here could you?"
"So, what can I do for you?"
Brains on the field.
Tags:concussion, concussions, sports concussion, sports injury, sports injury, sport injury, sport injuries, football injury, football injuries, head injuries, football, american football, head injury, football players, brain injury, brain injuries, brain trauma, brain traumas, football strategy, football strategies, football coach, football coaches
"You never said anything about yelling "Fore"."
'Not sport. It's an old 'spork' injury. I jabbed myself eating mellon balls.'
Tags:injury, injuries, sport injury, sports injury, sporting injury, sporting injuries, sport injuries, sports injuries, spork, sporks, cutlery, fork, forks, jabbed, jab, jabs, jabbing, eat, eating, sling, impressive, impressed, impresses, eat, eating, eaten, eats, clumsy, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'
....meanwhile, back in the locker room at the Whack-A-Mole game.
Tags:whack-a-mole, locker room, locker rooms, mole, moles, coach, coaches, sports coach, sports coaches, sport coach, sport coaches, concussion, concussions, sports injury, sport injury, sports injuries, sport injuries, motivational speech, motivational speeches, motivational talk, motivational talks, arcade game, arcade games
'He blew out his belly button.'
'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'
'Well, if it's not my leg and it's not your leg, whose leg is it?'
Tags:sport injury, sport injuries, sporting injuries, skiing, skies, ski, skier, skiers, skiing trip, skiing trips, skiing holiday, skiing holidays, skiing accident, skiing accidents, broken leg, broken legs, insect, insects, bug, bugs, hobby, winter pastime, winter pastimes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'What kind of carnivore are you, Brockman? If he tears a hunk of flesh out of your haunch, tear a hunk of flesh out of HIS haunch!'
Tags:lineman, linemen, linebacker, linebacker, wolf, wolves, sheep, lamb, lambs, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, predator, predators, sport injury, sports injuries, carnivore, carnivores, herbivore, herbivores, american football, footballer, footballers, football injury, football injuries, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers