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"If she sings it's over."
Tags:fat lady, fat ladies, ending, endings, sing, sings, singing, over, end, ends, ending, finish, finished, finishes, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, jury, juries, witness, witnesses, witnessing, witness for the prosecution, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, warning, warnings, warn, warns
"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
Tags:guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, kid, kids, witch, witches, wicked witch, wicked witches, villain, villains, bad guy, bad guys, baddie, baddies, fairy tale, fairy tales, hansel and gretel, cholesterol, high cholesterol, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, nutrition advice, dietitian, dietitians, diet, diets, dieting, fatty food, fatty foods, health food, health foods, cannibalism, warn, warns, warning, warnings, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, bad habit, bad habits, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods
"I warn you, Collinsworth, I'm a very determined woman."
Hall of Fame.
Tags:hall of fame, cautionary tale, cautionary tales, role model, role models, exhibition, exhibitions, fable, fables, folklore, warn, warns, warning, warned, danger, dangers, example, examples, follow, follows, emulate, emulates, emulation, emulations, good behaviours, behaviour, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
Tags:lemur, lemurs, primate, primates, primatologist, primatologists, primatology, lemming, lemmings, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, accident, accidents, suicidal, regret, regrets, regretting, warning, warnings, warn, warns, madagascar, soundalike, soundalikes, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, identity crisis
"Watch out for his right hook."
Tags:boxing, fighting, pirate, peg leg, eye patch, right hook, right hooks, overhand right, overhand rights, boxer, boxers, pirates, piracy, hook, hooks, hook hand, hook hands, warning, warnings, warn, warns, punch, punches, punching, pugilist, pugilists, pugilism, fisticuffs, fighter, fighters, fighting, mankoff
'Oh geez, looks like this new harness has a trick release on it, so be careful there, Bob... Bob?'
Tags:window, windows, cleaner, cleaners, harness, harnesses, fall, falling, falls, fell, fallen, trick, tricks, release, released, releases, accident, accidents, accidental, care, cares, careful, warn, warns, warning, too late, seat, seats, sat, sitting, sits, cleaning, cleans, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Held up at work? You could have called."
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, drinking, drinks, drink, bartender, bartenders, office, offices, working, works, work late, held up, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, call ahead, calling, calls, loyal, loyalty, allegiance, faithful, relationship, relationships, bartending, pub, bar, bars, pubs, annoyed, warning, warns, comparison, compared, comparing, parody
"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."
"This call may be recorded for sentimental reasons."
"Don't make me come over there."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, therapists chair, therapists chairs, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, parents sayings, parents phrases, warning, warns, warnings, chastisement, chastisements
'I don't know about other dogs, but the reason I chased your car is to tell you your left tail light is out.'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, chase, chases, chasing, chaser, chasers, chased, tail light, tail lights, warn, warns, warned, warning, warnings, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, follow, follows, followed, following, follower, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"And bear in mind that anything you say can be used against you in 'Doonesbury.'"
Tags:satire, satirist, satirists, comic, comics, comic strip, comic strips, political comic, political comics, politician, politicians, political career, political careers, warn, warns, warning, fair warning, congress, congressional representative, congressional representatives, scandal, scandals, political scandal, political scandals
The Handwriting on the Wall
"Gentlemen: This is a follow-up on our recent Christmas card."
"I told him not to click on it."
Tags:virus, viruses, computer virus, computer viruses, malware, malicious link, malicious links, spam, spam email, spam emails, spamming, computer, computers, internet, internet culture, virus protection, virus protection software, warn, warns, warning, warnings, cyber aware, cyber awareness, suck in, sucker, suckers, malicious software, software
Police Line Do Not Cross
"I think it's time Mario stopped delivering the kiss of death."
Tags:kiss of death, kisses of death, driveby, drive-by, shooting, shootings, shoot, shoots, tommy gun, tommy guns, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, warn, warns, warning, warnings, surprise, surprises, surprising, mafia, mafias, mafia member, mafia members, organized crime, organised crime, french kiss, french kisses, french kissing, kiss, kissing, make out, makes out, making out
Tags:farts, road sign, road signs, gas, gasses, gases, wind, winds, high winds, sign, signs, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, gas attack, gas attacks, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, stink, stinks, stinky, road trip, road trips, long distance, long distances, caution, caution sign, caution signs, warn, warns, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs
"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."
Tags:wall art, caveman, cavemen, cave art, auroch, aurochs, neanderthal, neanderthals, neandertal, neandertals, warning, warnings, warn, warns, caution, caution sign, caution signs, cave painting, cave paintings, protect, protects, protecting, family, families, danger, dangers, dangerous, predator, predators, prey, stampede, stampedes, stampeding, anthropology, anthropologist, anthropologists, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists
"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."
Tags:phallocentric, phallocentrism, forewarn, forewarns, forewarning, warn, warns, warning, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, sexist, sexists, conversation, conversations, feminist, feminists, feminism, militant feminist, militant feminists, radical feminist, radical feminists, gadfly, gadflies, identity politics, identity, identities, women, women's vote, topic, topics, conversation topic, conversation topics
'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'
Tags:hoover, hoovers, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, unplug, unplugs, plug, plugs, socket, sockets, electric, electrics, electricity, power, powers, warning, warnings, warn, warns, advanced, equipment, defense, defence, system, systems, corporal, corporals, missile, missiles, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Pole vault crossing.
Tags:pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulter, pole vaulting, pole vaulters, pole vaulted, pole, poles, vault, vaulting, vaults, xing, crossing, cross, crosses, road, cross the road, road crossing, roads, safe, safety, safer, warning sign, sign post, warning, warn, warned, warns, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'